one bright day in the middle of the night i saw this mayonaise jar go bowling, but instead of a bowling ball, it was a coconut...and the pins were penguins...all of a sudden my friend wnet up and started talking talking to the mayonaise jar...and he was talking back...then his wife came, yes yes...she was a jar of miracle whip. she got mad at my friend because she thought my friend was hitting on her husband...then they left the bowing alley....
later on wile watching the news...i saw mr. mayonaise, and mrs. miracle whip were jumped by two mean thugs, one was a loaf of bread, the other a log of bologna...poor mr and mrs mayonaise...never had a chance against either of them...
i did attend mr. and mrs. myonaise's funeral...and learned that their killers were sentenced to be sold at the grocery store... the loaf of bread as bread...and the LOG of bologna was a log no more...he was cut in pieces and sold as lunch meat
and so ends the tail of mr. mayonaise, and mrs. miracle whip...
untill next time!!!
**inu
 kawaii-blue-inu · Sat May 28, 2005 @ 02:19pm · 1 Comments |
