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In the Pursuit of Happyness...
Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady"...Omnified...
Made for the guild Poll Jumpers.

[Myojin Omni]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Myojin Omni please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Myojin Omni please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a poll god before
Jaws all on the floor while I edit polls that you whore
and started takin over every thread that you saw
and shouted ph34r me! (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Stormstunner said... nothing you idiots!
Stormstunner's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Girls who love pink love Myojin Omni
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Myojin Omni, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around editting my polls and shouting things," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in Levi's head though
Sometimes, I wanna get on the chatterbox and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Isabelle to lurk around the guild
"The Omni is coming, the Omni is coming"
And if I'm lucky, you might not even see it coming
And that's the message that my minions deliver to you all
And expect you all to either bow down or get to the hills
Of course they gonna know what to do
By the time they hear the word
They head over to Bass'ken lake
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us stepping over boundaries
And getting pregnant by orange and yellow guppies
But if Nadyzhda and Fantasy can do that
then there's no reason that Yaoi to you all is so gross
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
people shake all your polls, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Myojin Omni, yes I'm the real Omni
All you other Myojin Omni's are just imitating
So won't the real Myojin Omni please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm Myojin Omni, yes I'm the real Omni
All you other Myojin Omni's are just imitating
So won't the real Myojin Omni please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

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  • User Comments: [3]
    FireRabbit113
    Community Member





    Sat May 28, 2005 @ 10:39pm


    *bows down to you* That is FREAKIN Hilarious!!!!! xd I LOVE that. heart xd whee


    smartallic
    Community Member





    Sun May 29, 2005 @ 01:10am


    *stands up*............. *stretches* *sits back down* oh yeah that was fun! let's do it again jimmy! *whispers* I think I like your version better. xp blaugh 3nodding xd biggrin


    Zathura
    Community Member





    Mon Jun 13, 2005 @ 08:41am


    Very funny xd


    User Comments: [3]
     
     
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