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Try this!
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in houseware....and see what they do.
5. Go to the service desk and ask them to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers that you will invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why cant you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the secruity camera, use it as a mirror, and start picking your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through yell out "PICK ME" "PICK ME".
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! Its those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and wait a while; and then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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 theHashbrowns · Thu Jun 02, 2005 @ 01:26am · 4 Comments |
