ninja If you were a Huge Naruto fan, you would...
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. · Live by a strict diet of only ramen. · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. · Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names. · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. · Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. · Start to call your teachers Sennin. · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. · When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. · Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. · Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. · Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Can spout out a random character quote on command. · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. · Read manga 24 hours non-stop. · Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". · When you run, you run with your arms behind you. · Try to walk on top of a hot spring. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Write your name in blood on a big scroll. · Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you’re cooler and smarter. · You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart. · You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. · You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. · You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · You always wear green, skintight clothes. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. · You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. · You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. · Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!!" · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. · You faint when someone touches your forehead. · You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. · You try to kill your brother every day. · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. · You always wear an orange jumpsuit. · You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. · You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". · You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · You always carry a large fan behind you. · You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. · In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. · Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. · Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. · Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to go the Rasengan. · When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
Kitty the Ninja Pikachu · Wed Oct 03, 2007 @ 09:41am · 1 Comments |