Yeah. Right. Want to know how I was woken up? My mom comes in and wakes me up and starts telling me about what she and my dog did outside. Now, a lot of you are thinking how boring, but, this is my dog, and we just recently killed a rat in our backyard. Well guess what? My mom told me about how my dog kept whinning to go into my dad's shed, then, once she was in, whined at the bags of seed he has. My mom started poking through them and discovered another rat. Two little rat-pups were there too and my lovely dog snatched one up as it ran by. My mother is deathly afraid of rats and snakes. So what does my dog do? She brings it to my mom, who had called my dad. By the way, I was told my dad and his associates were getting a big kick out of listening to my mom tell them about the rat and screaming. She was screaming so loud that I'm surprised the entire police department and all the neighbors aren't at our door, asking if everything was alright, especially since all the dogs in four blocks were barking. My get up call was to be told she didn't know if she could go outside and pick up the dead rat-pup on the carport concrete and if I would please go and do that. She got up and walked out and the idiot dog(she's actually really smart, but that's one of her nicknames) decided to puke in the house right then. Luckily I didn't have to see it and only my mom did. stare My father and myself have to take care of "problems" like rodents and snakes, dead or alive. Considering we live on the Gulf Coast, we get a lot of snakes and have quite a bit of rodents, like squirrells and neutras. If you don't know what a neutra is, don't ask. More than likely you don't want to hear about a beaver-sized rodent that is everywhere near water in the southern region of the United States. I'm off. I have to go eat and finish getting ready for a damnable appointment with the allergy clinic on base, which sucks big time. stare Joi.
Christian Sieteson · Mon Jun 13, 2005 @ 02:27pm · 0 Comments |