1. Buy him a cockatoo and point out the resemblance in their hairstyles
2. Paint rainbows and unicorns on the walls of his bedroom.
3. Take a picture of the redecorated room and show it to everyone in Konoha.
4. Quote Charlie the Unicorn at random times.
5. Throw out all of his food and buy ramen. Just ramen.
6. Call him Sas-gay.
7. Point out that you spell his name with 'uke'.
8. Build a Candy Mountain and throw him into the Candy Cave, along with the singing Y (A/N: If you havent seen Charlie the Unicorn, you wont get this. Watch it on youtube!)
9. Save a Naruto/Sasuke lemon as the homepage on his computer.
10. Catch his couch on fire. Invite your friends for a bonfire party.
11. Replace his glass of milk with a glass of orange juice in the morning....right after he brushed. >:]
12. Call him a Magical Leopluradon. (sp?)
13. Ask him to guide the way to Candy Mountain.
14. Tell him that Itachi just ran by, and is currently pretending to be Gaara.
15. Laugh as he gets his a** kicked for trying to attack Gaara.
16. Paint his headband pink.(ewwwww, it's....pink) *mwahahahahahahah*
17. Go on and on about the many attributes that make Itachi hotter than him.
18. Make a '20 Ways to Make Sasuke Hate' You list.
19. Give it to everyone in Konoha.
20. Attach a magnet of a unicorn onto his headband. See how long it takes him to figure out why everyone is laughing at him.
21. Write a lemony Sasu/Saku fanfic. (No offense)
22. Jump on his kitchen table and dance for a full ten minutes proclaiming you are dancing like a little monkey.
23. (Carefully) Place a pair of headphones over Sasukes ears while he sleeps. Connect the headphones to the radio. Turn it to the 24/7 All Polka Station.
24. Watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and give Sasuke strange glances for the rest of the week.
25. Wrap alluminum foil around your head, and run around his apartment, declaring you are warding away phsychic predators.
26. Talk to various fruits and vegetables. Wherever you go.
27. Threaten to tell the world he sleeps with a stuffed penguin.
28. Cry ITACHIS HERE! in the middle of the night.
29. Smile and hug him.
30. Whenever he scratches his bum, scream "EH!" and point.
32. Put shaving cream in his shoes.
33 Steal some of Sakuras bras and hang them over his room.
34. Tell Ino Sasuke is madly in love with her, and needs a big sloppy kiss.
35. Put a rotting avocado in his pillow case.
36. Tip off his fan girls to his every location.
37. Put a dead lizard in his ramen.
38. Make him read a Sasu/Naru fic. Better yet, make it a limey Sasu/Naru.
39. Talk to Kakashi-sensei incessantly about how Sasuke wears a man-bra.
40. Cover the apartment in pictures of weasels.
41. Smoosh up collard greens, and hide them in his onigiri.
42. Draw complex tattoos all over his skin with Sharpie Markers while he sleeps.
43. Talk of nothing more then how much better looking Rock Lee is then him.
44. Replace his shampoo with Clorox.
45. Tell his fan club that Sasuke just LOVES Kingdom Hearts cosplayers.
46. Whenever he farts, (whether he thinks anyone heard him or not) blow on a large tuba.
47. Tie a bicycle horn to your head. For no reason at all.
48. When he goes off with Oro, trash his apartment, then haul his finely muscled tush back home. Not even Orochimaru will bother an angry fan fiction reader.
49. Go behind the apartment building and find a mangy alley cat, the dirtier, smellier, and angrier the better. Take him home with you, feed him, groom him, make him a bed on Sasuke's clean boxer shorts, name him Itachi. And demand Sasuke call him Itachi-Chan".
50. Just after his alarm goes off (roughly 6 to 11 seconds afterwards) walk up to him and say, Did you and Itachi-San have a good time last night?, waggling your eyebrows suggestively.
 vailendeathmage · Mon Nov 12, 2007 @ 08:29pm · 0 Comments |
