Tifa got run over by a Gaian
Coming back from buying a jacket
You can say there's no such thing as a shopaholic
But as for me and friends we believe
She'd been buying too much clothing
And we begged her to just STOP!
But she forgot her shopping cart, and she
Staggered out the store into the road.
When we found her the next morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had footprints on her forehead
and incriminating price stickers on her back.
Now we're all so proud of Tifaaa,
She's been taking this so well.
See her in there chatting on MSN*,
Drinking root beer and
Talking with her (boy)friend Neo.
It's not Christmas without Tifa,
All the club's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her purchases,
Or send them back?
Send them back!!
Now the gold is on the table
And the pudding made of rum**
And the Kai and Ren plushies***
That would just have matched
The ones of Tifa and Neo
Now, I've warned all the
shopaholics
Better watch out for yourselves,
I would never give Gaia gold
To a person who runs over someone
who is my friend.
*Do you even use MSN Tifa? xD (Couldn't think of anything else)
**A tribute to Andrea
*** A tribute to K and R
Waahhh so long!
Last year I made a song for Farabell with a tribute to her minions & Eye and Jarren.
This year is for Tifa. xD
To the tune of 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer'.
Blah some rhythms/ideas are icky.
No Tifas were harmed in the making of this parody...
I hope.
 Uber Poohbah Of Nowhere · Mon Dec 03, 2007 @ 05:05am · 4 Comments |
