FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss.
OHIO FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on your drunk a** while pissing in the bushes.
--------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
OHIO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the random man your tryin to pick up!
------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
OHIO FRIENDS: Know some wild s**t will happen, and set up rally points.
-------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
OHIO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that s**t was fun "
------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OHIO FRIENDS: Laugh at you
--------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
OHIO FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
-------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
OHIO FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
-------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
OHIO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
OHIO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
-------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
OHIO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
OHIO FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
OHIO FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
OHIO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that s**t, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
OHIO FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
............................................................................. FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
OHIO FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
OHIO FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out!
Organic Paranoia · Sun Dec 16, 2007 @ 07:01am · 2 Comments |