Do you know how to become a jujitsuu master? To become a jujitsuu master, you must destroy your jujitsuu master's privates. Only then can you become a jujitsuu master. By DESTROYING HIS PRIVATES.
Weird huh? Read it in a book if you must know XD It was a really really really weird but sad book about a kid who loses his dad and finds a key so he journeys along to find the lock for the key. But hell, he's weird. The books called; Extremely close and incredibly loud. It's kinda sad though.
Oh yeah, I made dumplings today for dinner. Course, not by myself but with other family members otherwise it would've taken me ages to make a meal for 7 people =_= But yeah. The ones I made kept exploding everywhere, yet I was told to put MORE in. More?! I can hardly fit in what I'm doing right now =_= Then I thought heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, that bowl of water was half full but now it's less than a quarter full. Did we really use that much? (This is because we use the water to stick the ends together) Then I realized Wait, no, it's only like that Because I'm slamming my finger into the bowl and splashing the water all over XD Then I realized 'All these dumplings are butt ugly'. But it's what's on the inside that counts right? HAHAHAHAHAHA. OF COURSE it does. Hell no would I eat some dumpling with a pile of crap in it. But if the dumpling on the outside looked like crap, it wouldn't matter because you're gonna eat it and it's gonna look even worse in your stomach right? So hell, who cares?
 PANDORK · Wed Jan 09, 2008 @ 08:45am · 1 Comments |
