*Four guys were look in a moniter for the security cameras of a Maximum Security Prison*
Guy 1: what the hell happened to all our men?
Guy 2: they were killed by a giant snake
Guy 1: A giant snake? Bullcrap!
Commander: What about the prisoners?
*Guy 2 looks through one of the moniters*
Guy 2: they are still in their cells
*A giant snake passes through moniter 1025*
Guy 1: Holy s**t. Doctor come take a look at this
*The scientist that was with them came to look at the moniters*
Scientist: Thats incredible, it was hiding in the nitrogen deposit for a long time
Guy 1: Whoa, what does that mean?
Scientist: Since nitrogen has the ability to keep things in their original form and causes things to never age, the snake must have feel into the pit of nitrogen for millions of years. Dont you see, this snake is prehistoric, Its like Jurassic Park all over again
Guy 1: I saw Jurassic Park and evrybody died.
Scientist: heh, not everybody
*Guy 1 rolls his eyes*
((I have absolutly no FRIGGIN idea why I wrote thsi))
 Lord of the Heartless · Sat Jan 19, 2008 @ 09:57pm · 1 Comments |
