Need to fill your lust for blood and gore? Then 300 is the movie for you! So I watched 300 and I have to say, there is so much blood. But not what I was expecting. I mean, sure, there isn't one scene where blood is spurting out. I mean, just look at the credits. It may be a cartoon, but every single second blood bursts onto the screen. But I was expecting much more blood. Like, seriously. I thought there'd be fountains spurting everywhere, people covered in it, you know? But there was so less -_- But it was good, except I got sad the guy didn't get to go home to his wife crying And what about that Persian king who thought he was a god? WTH?! Seriously, you could tell he was gay. He looked so goddamn girly he puts even the girliest girl to shame -_- And those piercings? Horrific. Sure, I bet he was thinking 'Oh my, I'd just LOVE to have a few rings pierced through my facial flesh and a chain from here to here and a few metal tubes protruding from my forehead. That look, like, awesomely cool'. YUCK. But it was a good movie. Don't let my opinion stop you from watching this film. Really.
 PANDORK · Fri Feb 15, 2008 @ 09:20am · 1 Comments |
