So, my room mate was eating potato salad and freaked when she thought there was an egg inside. I told her that I didn't think it was an egg, I thought it was cheese.
She wolfed that s**t down like it was the most delicious thing she'd ever eaten, and was ranting about it to her mother on the phone.
Then she suspected that maybe it wasn't cheese, and called the restaurant and asked if they put eggs in their potato salad. They said yes.
She flipped a s**t, tried to make herself throw up, and called her mom and friends to b***h about it.
I was like WTF, you thought it was delicious when you thought it was cheese. She said she can't eat anything that comes out of a chicken's a**.
Apparently, though, she has no problem eating something that leaks out of a cow's teat.
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