I rushed over there to see what this was all about, when all of a sudden, a kid with blond hair and a green costume crashed in front of me bleeding. I checked his pulse. He was dead. "You win some you lose some!" I said while looking at the very nice sword in the boys hands. "Cool!'
I picked it up and said " He wont be needing this anymore!" Then suddenly, a pig man dude thing jumped towards me and said! "I am Ganon! King of darkness!" I stared at him for a moment then burst in to laughter! "Are you mocking me?!?!"
"I can't take you seriously!" The pig got angry.
"Why the hell can you not take me seriously!"I looked at him. He looked at me. He grunted (like a pig). "Dude your a freaking pig."
He laughed. "Well at least I am not a puny human who could never kill me."
I stabbed him with the sword.
He fell over. I checked his pulse. Yep. We had lost another person today. (Well pig really).
He had something in his hand. A fairy? I took the fairy away saying : He wont be needing this anymore!" The fairy woke up. "Hey Link have you turned in to a cat?"
"What whose Link?" The fairy was still talking when I said that.
"HEY FAIRY WHO'S LINK!"
"First of. My names not fairy! Its Navi!"
"Yeah and mines not Link! I am KakashiSB!" I calmed down and said. "Look if your looking for a kid with blond hair and a green suit then hes dead"
"What! Links dead!When!Who!What!When-
"Look shut up!"
"I will make you a deal. If you shut the hell up you can stay with me!"
Navi thought for a moment then said. "Sure."
Then it started the start of a new legacy! (or something..)
"Hey!How do I know that your not just some fairy peodophile?"
'Shut...up.....now...Navi.."
