Did I ever mention how accident proof I am? Let me just run through 3 days worth.
- A metal loop went between my fingernail and my thumb and it scraped along it. It started to bleed like crazy.
- I accidentally scratched myself on the hand and took away a good amount of skin. Its started bleeding like crazy.
- A nail was poking out of a table and i accidentally scratched my palm on it. It started bleeding like crazy.
- I was opening a can of tuna for my little sister and somehow managed to slice open my little finger at the same time. It stared to bleed like crazy.
Not convinced yet? These also happened to me before:
- Boiled egg exploded in my eye O_O
- Nail poking out of the carpet scratched my knee
- Fell down on concrete at school (was pushed) and a wound the size of a twenty cent coin appeared. Bled like crazy and now have a massive scar
- Somehow tripped down stairs - nearly broke hand
- Somehow tripped on floorboards and end of toe nail went between floorboards, scraping skin off
- Was using scissors and accidentally sliced finger
- Slipped on stairs and skidded all the way down
- Girl fell on me (not my fault) and I fell back and hit my head on the table behind me. Didn't feel a thing. CONCUSSED.
- Had carpet burn many, many, many times.
- Cut finger multiple times from paper cuts
- Cut finger from soda can opening. (I don't even know how that is possible O_O)
And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more. -_-
 PANDORK · Mon May 19, 2008 @ 11:21am · 2 Comments |
