She's gonna have to pry my electronics out of cold, dead, hard-wired hands. I'll nail them to myself if I have to.
No, I'm not kidding about that either.
Damn whatever the grades are. SHE couldn't even maintain a C average in her math classes! And the general consensus is that Ms. Krail's Chemistry class sucks. Even the smart-people think so.
So, Sparky, Verd, Mod, they're all staying with me. I'll go on hunger strikes. Chore strikes. I've had it up to *HERE* -gestures to air 3-feet above head- with her anti-electro laws.
Cyberphobe, she is. She thinks I have an addiction.
Then take me back to Mr. Eller, Dr. Phil, A&E's Intervention! You'll still have to pry the nails outta my hands!
YOU CAN TAKE MY FREEDOM, BUT YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE MY SPIRIT!
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Oh s**t, what if she goes after my books? Note to self: Hide all incendiary devices.
I'll chain myself to my Harry Potter books and stave her off with the Muggle beating stick if need be. Once again, I'M. NOT. KIDDING.
And now, to hide with my strangely-named electronics, including Rovid.
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It's a combination of Rojo and Video....my red Panasonic DVD Player. Jeebus...
Anyway, anyone who still wishes I were here, I will return...in 6 months, maybe!
 Peridot_Horntail · Mon Jun 02, 2008 @ 10:11pm · 0 Comments |
