random quotes im saving here
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
"I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To."
"Boldly Going Nowhere."
"Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas."
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
"Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless."
"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush"
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
Foo-Foo · Fri Aug 26, 2005 @ 01:07am · 1 Comments |