stonianrox8 (5:57:58 PM): there was a boy
stonianrox8 (5:58:06 PM): his name was boob
stonianrox8 (5:58:24 PM): the doctors made a typo and instead of 'bob' it was 'boob'
stonianrox8 (5:58:33 PM): great start for life
stonianrox8 (5:58:43 PM): his classmates always made fun of him
stonianrox8 (5:58:48 PM): you can imagine why
stonianrox8 (5:59:01 PM): little children were very cruel in those days
stonianrox8 (5:59:13 PM): primitivedays when people still MAILED stuff
stonianrox8 (5:59:24 PM): he was a 6th grader now
stonianrox8 (5:59:33 PM): he was all alone in his room
stonianrox8 (5:59:36 PM): huddled in a corner
stonianrox8 (5:59:41 PM): reading a comic
stonianrox8 (5:59:48 PM): when suddenly
stonianrox8 (5:59:56 PM): a wizard appeared!
stonianrox8 (6:00:09 PM): "HOLF ********!" exclaimed Boob
stonianrox8 (6:00:21 PM): "YOU'RE A ******** WIZARD!"
stonianrox8 (6:00:30 PM): "yes. i am a ******** wizard"
stonianrox8 (6:00:34 PM): the wizard replied
stonianrox8 (6:00:52 PM): "my name is herlin, and i'm here to grant you two and a half wishes"
stonianrox8 (6:00:59 PM): boob was puzzled
stonianrox8 (6:01:09 PM): "i'm puzzled" said boOb puzzledly
stonianrox8 (6:01:18 PM): 'WISH!"
stonianrox8 (6:01:24 PM): laughed the wizard
stonianrox8 (6:01:46 PM): "ok ok. no need to get all up in mah grill. k, uh, i wish my name wasn't boob"
stonianrox8 (6:01:52 PM): "WISH GRANTED, b***h!"
stonianrox8 (6:02:16 PM): suddenly, on his nametag (he wore one, what a boob) instead of 'boob' it was 'v****a'
stonianrox8 (6:02:28 PM): "********!"
stonianrox8 (6:02:36 PM): exclaimed v****a
stonianrox8 (6:02:43 PM): "MY NAME'S v****a!!"
stonianrox8 (6:03:03 PM): "nobody's perfect, right?" said the wizard quite wizardly
stonianrox8 (6:03:15 PM): "i wish my name was BOB!"
stonianrox8 (6:03:19 PM): "DONE!"
stonianrox8 (6:03:25 PM): and so it was
stonianrox8 (6:03:39 PM): "you only have half a wish left"
stonianrox8 (6:03:42 PM): said the wizard
stonianrox8 (6:03:59 PM): "you better use it quite ******** wisely"
stonianrox8 (6:04:06 PM): 'ok" said BOB
stonianrox8 (6:04:12 PM): he sat and thought
stonianrox8 (6:04:18 PM): then he got the perfect idea!
stonianrox8 (6:04:31 PM): "i wish.....
stonianrox8 (6:04:32 PM): "
stonianrox8 (6:04:36 PM): bob said
stonianrox8 (6:04:45 PM): "for"
stonianrox8 (6:04:55 PM): bob said as he drew out the suspense
stonianrox8 (6:05:00 PM): "a-!"
stonianrox8 (6:05:24 PM): those were his last words as suddenly the house exploded due to a leaky gas pipe
stonianrox8 (6:05:29 PM): in conclusion
stonianrox8 (6:05:45 PM): you should ALWAYS check your gas before you light a ******** candle
stonianrox8 (6:05:48 PM): THE END
this is what i get when i ask for a story xD
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