...to waiting
...to cancelled camwhore expeditions
...to exams that hurt your hand because the stupid english teachers think you can't write much but then you do and you have to write up the margins and it hurts your fingers because the grip on your pen [that you got from your little cousin] is too small for your massive hands.
...to chicken that isn't chicken when you have a chicken craving JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO OKAY?
...to cupboards that don't have chicken noodles. see above sentence
...to friends who won't go burn their arses with you while you sit and get a photo taken for a certain english teacher who's leaving the school because they'd rather study commerce.
...to commerce in general.
...to people who don't reply to my emails requesting insults to my story.
...to sam neill and her camera skills.
...to people who don't like Star Wars or the Lion King.
...to people who can't name at least six Disney princesses.
...to people who just tried the above and failed.
...to people who have the Brisingr book and haven't lent it to me yet.
...to rachel's brother who will probably not lend it to me which will force rachel to steal it from his room.
...to people who agree with luke rather than me because they think making someone steal something for you is unethical.
...to people who don't like stealing in general.
...to my father who is walking around in purple underwear and a Rocky & Bullwinkle t-shirt.
...to my father who just tried to flex his non-existent pecs and ended up flopping on top of me and making my msn die.
...to personal trainers who don't do anything yet expect to be paid for it. see above sentence
...to equals signs that don't come up right in your msn font.
...to exam weeks in which your school is silent and you can't make a sound for fear of ruining somebody's "study time".
...to the fact that you can't stress because "stress gives you wrinkles" yet your friends are in awe of you because you don't.
...to sickness which cancels camwhore expeditions.
...to sickness that keep lazaz away from me.
...to sickness in general.
...to showers that are noisy and are able to penetrate your living room wall and make an interesting sound yet are the same sound over and over so you get hooked on it.
...to my father, who is in said shower and is singing Queen songs rather loudly.
...to walrus laughs.
...to hyena laughs.
...to people who don't laugh.
...to people who don't understand why i'm making this list.
...to people who do understand. TELL ME, OH WISE ONES!
...to people who have stopped reading this by now.
...to people who just said, "oh, sorry," and kept reading.
...to showers that stop just as you're getting attuned to its frequencies.
...to sisters who eat the last spoonful of icecream in front of your face.
...to sisters who drop said icecream on your favourite green snoopy shirt.
...to people who don't have a favourite green snoopy shirt and who can therefore not fully understand my pain.
...to KFC, whose chicken is not always fresh, as it says so misleadingly, but is "subject to emergency stockage requirements and legalities".
...to my fingers who have given up on me.
...to my mother who is at a belly-dancing night/dinner for her and my sister's schoolfriends' mums, and is not taking part in belly-dancing at all.
...to my mother who won't answer her phone.
...to my mother who hasn't listened to her message bank.
...to lazaz and shannon who have the same phone as my mother and therefore remind me that i cannot see either of them for at least a week.
...for the week of exams which require me to study and therefore not let me see aforementioned best friends.
...to music from itunes that won't let you sync your ipod with other computers even though the computer you last synced it on is now dead.
...to msn which is failure in a box.
...to ice-road truckers who get to be filmed risking their lives and get paid for it.
...to the end of this journal entry, for it is inevitable.
...to all of you who read this entry and who obviously have nothing better to do.
...to people who won't reply to this.
 georgie is a pirate · Fri Nov 07, 2008 @ 09:32am · 1 Comments |
