hey. i wrote this a couple years ago in my blog and i was re-reading it. thought it was funny.
Pickled Cucumbers
So there was a cucumber.
Beautiful to say the least
His master plucked it.
and chewed off a peice.
The cucumber had a brother
Just the same in everyway
But his master ate it
in a different way
He soaked it in vinegar
and added some salt
And told his kids.
The fresh ones are best.
The brother was confused
Why was he the underdog
Just because he had a little extra Vinegar and salt
That took nothing away from his original state
it just added some flavor
made him more tart
The cucumber felt sad
and it showed in his flavor
his master wondered
what was up
then one of his kids said
what if he's sad
How would you feel if once u were perfect.
Then someone threw you in a jar of juices
You'd come out all wrinkled
smelling like salt
Dont worry i'd eat you
i like cucumbers either way
If there pickled or not
i'll take one big bite.
the end haha. great huh?
lol
eek
is it funny!!
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