This story is dedicated to the awesome Gaian, kamutus. Hope you enjoy it. -Note it is a newspaper article theme.-
-Zombie Times-
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Zombie's R Us Written by, KC Zombie
Big news for all zombie's! Zombie's R Us is makeing it's big opening event on January 23rd, 2008. The store will be have a 15% -30% off everything sale. New items, like "The Brain Mulcher 2000" will be sold as low as $175.95 compared to the original price of $250.95. As our top zombie reporters snooped around for something interesting they stumbled upon Zombi's R Us's secret products. Fresh heads, hot out of the store clothes items, like ripped jeans and ripped shirts, and "Instant Echo-Moaning pills" for those creepy nights!
We were able to track down the manager and a few employee's to get their opinions on this hot new store. Amanda Zombiee, an employee, said," Ughhh, Mnnnn , Ghhhhhhhh.....brains." While the Manager, Robert Zommbie quote, "Mnnnnn, Ghhhhhhh, Ughhhh.....Toessss." With these wide variety of opinions we think that Zombie's R Us will be the perfect place to shop for your everyday Zombie Needs.
~Sorry it's a short story/article but I hoped you liked it ^_^
Vistalasia · Sat Jan 17, 2009 @ 09:00pm · 2 Comments |