I made this up and this is NOT true but i will wont it too happen though:
An old woman about 79 and has 43 children and is single walks up too you and says why hello there young man. And you say im not a man. The woman then says why hello there beautiful woman. And you say im not a woman. Then she says why hello there he/she. And you say im not a he/she, man, or woman. Then she says then what are you? You say im an alien from outer space who eats key boards and has a pet monk-a-tonk named trytops and live on the planet venus. Then she says thats quite extrodinare. And you say i know but do you have a key board on you right now? And the woman says no but i do have a purse... You say no no no a purse wouldnt do. The old woman says but i have a purse at home. And then you say im not going home with an alien like you. And she says the Gigs off guys. And the people that were standing behind you pull of there faces and so does the old woman. You find out she is an alien like you so you say, are you single? And the old woman says yes. And you say, alien would you like too go out with me and she says sure smile so you too walk away happily with all the other aliens following you and people starring at you freaked out.
THE END!!! ( FINALLY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you read this message me and tell me what you think... lol
 A Little Muggle · Sun Mar 01, 2009 @ 02:45am · 1 Comments |
