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its just a short story for kraig.
April Fools Day. The worst holiday ever. Seriousely. I coulg go out and buy a sniper and SHOOT the a*****e who came up with it. April Fools Day sucks, and it sucks hard. And no, not in the good way. I already made the threat that if anyone tries to prank me i'll KILL them.
I was working in Science when the bell rang. Comm Arts next.
"Celia! Celia! Celia!" Paula shouted for my attention.
"What!?" i snapped harshly, but quietly.
"uhm, well.. I wanted to tell you something.."
" Yes?" i asked politely, a sign my paitence fuze was getting short.
" uhm... I'm pregnant"
A classic April Fools prank.
" Well, then, you dumb whore, you shouldn't have gotten knocked up. I hope you got AIDS too. By the way, try another April fools prank on me, and ill take great pleasure in killing you slowly with a white-hot hook. Besides, it wouldnt work" i threatened in my most pleasant voice possible, giving her one of my more intense glares.
She stepped back once. Twice. She turned around and ran away to her next " Gullible Day" victim.
Though I hate April Fools day, im going to pull a prank, just because i hate like 70% of the people in the class, and were doing a boring subject. And i felt like causing a disruption without getting in trouble.
I patted the vial in my purse which housed a spider. Its legs were only about 2 inches long. it was a jumping spider. I smirked.
I like to take the subtle approach. It lasts longer. Thats the reason i dont get in trouble. i dont get caught, and i make it look natural.
I wasnt the first in there, but i was the only one. Everyone else just came in, set their stuff down, and went back out to converse. Even Mrs. Fendelman was conversing with the science teacher down the hallway.
I set my stuff down, and took out the vial, and opened it, walked over to where all the girls i loathe sit, and emptied the spider in one of their purses. I closed it back, and went over to sit down at my desk. Some 30 seconds later, The rest of the class came filing in before the bell rang, and shortly after the bell rang Mrs. Fendelman came in. Today we were supposed to learn { more} propaganda for state testing.
In the middle of one of the more 'important' lessons, one of the girls took out their purse and dug in it, and let out a shriek.
"SPIDERRRRR!!!" she screamed, as it climbed up her arm. She shrieked again, and waved her arm desperately. The spider flew through the air into some other girls hair. Soon the whole class was in an uproar, while I was still working. The girls were freaking out, the guys were talking tough. The teacher walked over.
" wow, hes decently sized.." she stated and stepped back.
I let the chaos continue for bout 5 more minutes, and i got up and got a tissue. Then i walked over to the spider, and when i saw it i stared at it for a few seconds, smirked wryly, and simply stepped on it, then cleaned it up with the tissue.
I smirked, and held the tissue out to the girl whos ppurse temporarily housed the late arachnid. "souvnier?"
"EWW CELIA!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME, THROW IT AWAYYY!!!"
I shrugged and tossed the tissue in the trash. Still smirking, i went over to my desk, and i went back to work with a bored but arrogant expression.
That made april fools day worth it. Everyone was all antsy for the rest of the block, and i made class a bit more interesting.
Nothing else eventful at school happened.
On the bus when we pulled to my stop, i smirked at the pagan name of the road the christian church was on. "Faye" pronounced "Fae". I just find that hilarious.
I walked home from the stop, and set mu stuff in my room.
"Hello Ce. How was your day?"
" usual" i replied blandly, and went to the laptop in my room. I went online and saw kraig was online too. Though his status setting is hidden, i know a few things that determine if he is online or not.
" Yo. Howre ya holding up?" i sent in a comment
" terrible."
" -hugs- i hope you feel better soon.. I wrote you a story. its about april fools day. Aside from what today IS, how was your day?"
" i do too...
annoying. People wouldnt leave me alone. I had to take my nephew to the park today. He was on te swings. He decided to jump off, and he fell, and his face landed in dog s**t."
"Im not surprised at your nephew... I pulled an epic prank and got away with it. Mostly cuz im not dumbass enough to jump up and scream " APRIL FOOLS!" cuz then id get in trouble.
" orly? what did you do?"
I told him about the whole thing.
We continued talking about pranks, injuries, and something about unicorns. About 20 minutes later, Max signed on.
I talked to Kraig till he had to go, and Max until, of course, i went to bed. It wasnt too bad, april fools day. once i got home anyways. What can make any day better than talking to my best friend/ big brother figure till he has to go {Kraig}, and the love of my life{ Max}until, of course, one of us falls asleep, i will never know.
April Fools Day
Dedicated to: Kraig
No these events DID NOT happen. The sad thing, though, is it seems like something would. Yea, the ppl are real. No, i didnt edit.
 XxSmileOrNuffinsTicklesXx · Wed Apr 01, 2009 @ 11:57pm · 0 Comments |
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