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ways to get kicked out of walmart
Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the womens bathroom.

Put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Set up a tent in the sporting goods department and tell random customers u'll invite them in if they bring pillows.

When a clerk asks if they can help u, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't u people just leave me alone?"

Look into the security camera & use it as a mirror to pick ur nose

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if they know where the anti-depressent's are.

Dart around humming mission impossible theme.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, take a fetal position and scream. "NO!NO! It's the voices again!"

Go to a dressing room, wait awhile, then yell. "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Get several bouncy balls, throw them down the big middle aisle and scream. "Pikachu, I choose you!"

go up to a clerk and ask"I'm looking for an air freshner for my dog do you have any that smell like poodle butt?

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