This is the SECOND ******** time you've washed my ******** wallet. My voters registration is completely ******** shredded, and you're ******** lucky that I hadn't put my new one in there yet.
The two ******** Hot Topic discount cards are so faded you can't see the signatures that I need to get the discount. So they're useless, not that it matters since I don't have the money to shop at Hot Topic.
********, you think you would have learned not to touch my s**t the first time you washed it, as well as all those time throughout my LIFE that I screamed at you not to touch my s**t. It's bad enough that you have ALL of my s**t hidden away in boxes that you won't let me TOUCH.
Lexenos the Gypsy Bard · Sat Aug 22, 2009 @ 05:05pm · 2 Comments |