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Tired
xd This is funny


I've been wondering why I feel so tired.
I've been blaming it on
lack of sleep, not enough sunshine,
too much pressure from my job,
earwax build-up, poor blood or
anything else I could think of. But now
I found out the real reason: I'm
tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:. .

The population of this country is 273
million. 140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the
work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the
work.

Of this there are 29 million employed
by
the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the
work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million
people who work for state and
city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the
work.

At any given time there are 188,000
people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in
prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the
work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your
duff, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.



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  • User Comments: [1]
    Sielic
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    Fri Jun 23, 2006 @ 10:15am


    rofl rofl rofl


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