So yesterday I had a migraine, and today when I woke up I was rather pleased that the hangover wasn't too bad. My head barely hurt, I didn't sleep too late, and I didn't seem to be too stupid.
Well at least that's what I thought, until I got up to eat cereal, grabbed the water jug, and then proceeded to
POUR ******** WATER INTO MY ******** CHEERIOS.
Then just for the icing on the goddamn cake instead of doing the sensible thing, which would have been to drain the water out and start over, I just ******** added a shitload of milk, making my cereal a sad watered down mess.
I can honestly say I have never managed to ******** up this badly before.
Though I do suppose it's funny now in retrospect.
PrincessMonty Community Member 
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