1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. (i don't have a husdand its funny ok)
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. heart
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4laugh
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 4laugh
6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me heart
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 4laugh
10. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. heart
11. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 4laugh
12. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 4laugh
13. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 4laugh
14. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
15. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
16. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
17. Procrastinate Now!
18. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
19. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 4laugh
20. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
21. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 4laugh
22.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
23. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
24. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
25. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
26. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 4laugh
27. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
28. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on heart
yay for me
 Kitsune The Blood Fox · Fri Jul 07, 2006 @ 07:19pm · 2 Comments |
