Whee! Hot pot t'was nummiful! I have good story, yes?
Anywaysers, this guy e-mailed my friend (let's call her K) a love letter and e-mailed another one of my friends (let's call her H) hate mail. His/Her/Its letter to H told H to stay away from K even though they're really close friends. So K, H, and I start jabbering on and on. Then, we (actually I) decide to write a letter to creep him out. It goes something like this:
Hi from K's friend Saki-chan (short for Sakura 'course), K really likes you. She made a voodoo doll for you. She says she's going to give you the head for Christmas. >w< She made a shrine with the body. I think it's cool, especially the booger that she thinks belonged to you, though the rose petals and scented candles are a nice touch. She's getting good at making shrines, this is her fourteenth. Anyways, she wrote a poem for you:
Your eyes glisten, as does my knife. Your lips are like the blood spewing from your chest. Where I carved out your heart. It's mine, of course, since I'm the best.
I think it looks pretty and creepy since she wrote it in blood. She says it only hurts when she cuts on her scars. Anyways, I think she really likes you. >w< She drew you the other day and the grannie next door said, "Now there's a stud." The 8 year-old across the street said, "Hey! He's HAWT. H A W T hawt!
K sends her love and I send my best wishes, Saki-chan
We hope to get a reaction to this by tomorrow. >w<
And so ends today's entry. I hoped it amused you as much as it did me.
Chibi Sakura-San · Sun Nov 26, 2006 @ 08:11pm · 2 Comments |