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	TALKING NAUGHTY TO THE ONLINE SANTA !!!! ^_~
	TALKING NAUGHTY TO THE ONLINE SANTA !!!! ^_~


OHMYGOD!!! there is this AIM this where you can talk to 'santa' and so since I was bored I was talking sexy!! [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100123 PM) santa...? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100123 PM) Well hello there! We were wondering when you might drop by -- we've been on AOL for 5 years and haven't seen you yet! Edwin Elf here! Welcome to Santa Central! Before I put you in touch with the big guy i've got to updates my records. Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this 1980. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100138 PM) 1993 [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100138 PM) Um, k, very good then.... Just making some notes here. So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are 1. Male 2. Female [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100144 PM) 2 [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100144 PM) OK, great. Thanks for answering all of my questions! I'm gonna put you in touch with Santa in a moment... [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100146 PM) Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away! [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100153 PM) oro? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100153 PM) Can I ask YOU something? [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100157 PM) kk [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100157 PM) Good. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100201 PM) what? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100201 PM) It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100209 PM) wtf? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100209 PM) Oh dear, you seem to be having some trouble with this? You can always type 'menu' if you need more help. The elves put some things there to help you get around. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100216 PM) oro? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100216 PM) Excuse me? J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100249 PM) oro? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100249 PM) May I ask you a question? [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100253 PM) what? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100253 PM) Have you set up a Wish List yet? [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100256 PM) yea [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100257 PM) Interesting. Type menu. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100301 PM) menu [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100301 PM) Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number 1 - Last Minute Gift Finder -- Hurry B4 it's 2 late! 2 - Wish List -- Tell Them What fluteko Wants <> 3 - Your Shopping List Don't forget anyone! 4 - Play Xmas Games! 5 - Xmas Polls and Voting 6 - Tell Santa Like, at the mall but faster! 7 - Listen to Xmas Music 8 - Yes Santa, IM me! PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100329 PM) oro? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100329 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100336 PM) what? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100336 PM) Well, we're asking you to try asking us another way because I might better understand. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100343 PM) I like pie [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100343 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100352 PM) i don't want a list [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100352 PM) Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we? [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100356 PM) nope [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100356 PM) Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit! [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100403 PM) no i don't [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100403 PM) O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100410 PM) I DON'T WANNA [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100410 PM) I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else? [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100423 PM) kk [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100423 PM) Cool. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100514 PM) you wanna have hot nights with Blingking169? [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100514 PM) Keep spreading the Christmas spirit! TTYL [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100517 PM) d [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100517 PM) Hey. Follow the directions. To play hangman type, hangman then start. [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100517 PM) d [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100518 PM) If you are trying to play hangman -- you need to type hangman then start. Or you could just follow the directions [color=red]FLUTEKO [/color](100518 PM) d [color=blue]SantaClaus [/color](100518 PM) You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject. FLUTEKO (100518 PM) d SantaClaus (100518 PM) Hey. Follow the directions. To play hangman type, hangman then start. FLUTEKO (100518 PM) d SantaClaus (100518 PM) If you are trying to play hangman -- you need to type hangman then start. Or you could just follow the directions FLUTEKO (100535 PM) I want pockey SantaClaus (100535 PM) You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes! FLUTEKO (100542 PM) tell santa SantaClaus (100542 PM) OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun! What would your first Christmas wish be? FLUTEKO (100550 PM) I want Naruto manga SantaClaus (100550 PM) What else is at the top of your list? FLUTEKO (100558 PM) a daddy SantaClaus (100558 PM) What would your last Christmas wish be? FLUTEKO (100622 PM) for you to ****** Blingking169 SantaClaus (100622 PM) My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else? FLUTEKO (100630 PM) no SantaClaus (100630 PM) So what would your final Christmas wish be? FLUTEKO (100633 PM) yes SantaClaus (100633 PM) Ho Ho Ho! All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song. FLUTEKO (100636 PM) ho SantaClaus (100636 PM) Ho Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (100638 PM) ho SantaClaus (100638 PM) Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (100639 PM) ho SantaClaus (100639 PM) Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already. FLUTEKO (100641 PM) ho SantaClaus (100641 PM) No, say it with me. Ho Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (100646 PM) ho...ho SantaClaus (100646 PM) If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu. FLUTEKO (100753 PM) do you touch yourself when I get naked? SantaClaus (100753 PM) It depends if Christmas is coming or not. FLUTEKO (100940 PM) I want hardcore yaoi SantaClaus (100940 PM) Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes! FLUTEKO (100947 PM) tell santa SantaClaus (100947 PM) So, you forgot something, eh? Ho Ho! What would you like this time? Give me one item at a time, I'm exhausted! FLUTEKO (100955 PM) HARDCORE YAOI! SantaClaus (100955 PM) What else tops your list this year? FLUTEKO (101007 PM) two guys makeing out SantaClaus (101007 PM) We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be? FLUTEKO (101055 PM) are you horney? SantaClaus (101055 PM) All right, that's plenty of wishes. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday poll. FLUTEKO (101102 PM) hey santa? SantaClaus (101102 PM) Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit? FLUTEKO (101106 PM) no SantaClaus (101106 PM) O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case. FLUTEKO (101116 PM) I want to ask you a question SantaClaus (101116 PM) That's what I'm here for! FLUTEKO (101122 PM) are you horney? SantaClaus (101122 PM) What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit? FLUTEKO (101130 PM) i just want to know SantaClaus (101130 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit FLUTEKO (101139 PM) FINE SantaClaus (101139 PM) Wonderful! FLUTEKO (101146 PM) m-u-s-i-c SantaClaus (101146 PM) Great. FLUTEKO (101151 PM) >< SantaClaus (101151 PM) Why did you say that? FLUTEKO (101222 PM) wanna lick Blingking169's weedwacker? SantaClaus (101223 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? FLUTEKO (101239 PM) you know, his ding-dong SantaClaus (101239 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! FLUTEKO (101352 PM) oro? SantaClaus (101352 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? FLUTEKO (101416 PM) are you perverted? SantaClaus (101416 PM) Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf. FLUTEKO (101437 PM) hey elf? SantaClaus (101437 PM) Love them. FLUTEKO (101455 PM) do you use your elfs as sex slaves? SantaClaus (101455 PM) I guess so. FLUTEKO (101541 PM) y? SantaClaus (101541 PM) Mm hm. FLUTEKO (101555 PM) are they just too hot for you to resist? SantaClaus (101555 PM) FLUTEKO (101633 PM) do you have orgies? SantaClaus (101633 PM) I Never. FLUTEKO (101649 PM) so like each one one-by-one? SantaClaus (101649 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (101658 PM) oro? SantaClaus (101658 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (101659 PM) d SantaClaus (101659 PM) If you are trying to play hangman -- you need to type hangman then start. Or you could just follow the directions FLUTEKO (101700 PM) d SantaClaus (101700 PM) Hey. Follow the directions. To play hangman type, hangman then start. FLUTEKO (101700 PM) d SantaClaus (101700 PM) Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again. FLUTEKO (101700 PM) d SantaClaus (101700 PM) Hey. Follow the directions. To play hangman type, hangman then start. FLUTEKO (101701 PM) d SantaClaus (101701 PM) If you are trying to play hangman -- you need to type hangman then start. Or you could just follow the directions FLUTEKO (101701 PM) d SantaClaus (101701 PM) O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun. FLUTEKO (101702 PM) d SantaClaus (101702 PM) Hey. Follow the directions. To play hangman type, hangman then start. FLUTEKO (101702 PM) d SantaClaus (101702 PM) If you are trying to play hangman -- you need to type hangman then start. Or you could just follow the directions FLUTEKO (101702 PM) d SantaClaus (101703 PM) I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy! FLUTEKO (101703 PM) d SantaClaus (101703 PM) If you are trying to play hangman -- you need to type hangman then start. Or you could just follow the directions FLUTEKO (101704 PM) d SantaClaus (101704 PM) Hey. Follow the directions. To play hangman type, hangman then start. FLUTEKO (101741 PM) are you horney? SantaClaus (101741 PM) Stop playing around. FLUTEKO (101746 PM) oh my SantaClaus (101746 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (101755 PM) d SantaClaus (101755 PM) Hey. Follow the directions. To play hangman type, hangman then start. FLUTEKO (101756 PM) d SantaClaus (101756 PM) If you are trying to play hangman -- you need to type hangman then start. Or you could just follow the directions FLUTEKO (101800 PM) ho ho SantaClaus (101800 PM) Merry Christmas! Don't forget to check our your to-do list by typing menu! FLUTEKO (101804 PM) ho SantaClaus (101804 PM) Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (101807 PM) ho SantaClaus (101807 PM) Ho Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (101808 PM) ho SantaClaus (101808 PM) Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit. Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened. FLUTEKO (101810 PM) hoho SantaClaus (101810 PM) Merry Christmas to you! FLUTEKO (101814 PM) ho ho SantaClaus (101814 PM) And a very merry Christmas to you! Don't forget to check our your to-do list by typing menu! FLUTEKO (101816 PM) ho ho SantaClaus (101816 PM) O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh. FLUTEKO (101818 PM) ho SantaClaus (101818 PM) No, say it with me. Ho Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (101825 PM) ho SantaClaus (101825 PM) No, say it with me. Ho Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (101826 PM) ho SantaClaus (101827 PM) Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again. FLUTEKO (101832 PM) ho SantaClaus (101833 PM) Ho Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (101837 PM) what? SantaClaus (101837 PM) What, indeed! FLUTEKO (101841 PM) oro? SantaClaus (101843 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (101846 PM) no SantaClaus (101846 PM) The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all. FLUTEKO (101858 PM) well i don't WANNA!!! T_T SantaClaus (101859 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (101919 PM) Santa ... are you real? SantaClaus (101919 PM) Of course I am real. As long as you believe in me, I will be real. FLUTEKO (101927 PM) Are you just saying that? SantaClaus (101927 PM) Do you think so? FLUTEKO (101931 PM) Yes SantaClaus (101931 PM) Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere. FLUTEKO (101936 PM) Where are we going? SantaClaus (101936 PM) Where, what? I'm an old(ish) man. FLUTEKO (101955 PM) Don't you fly with the reindeer? SantaClaus (101955 PM) Excuse me? Join here for Jelly Belly's $5 gift card offer & free newsletter! FLUTEKO (102012 PM) Fly ... over rooftops ... magic ... Rudolph SantaClaus (102012 PM) All the reindeer are doing fine. Especially Rudolph. FLUTEKO (102016 PM) Huh? SantaClaus (102016 PM) O.K. I hear you. You are in need of some assistance. Well I cannot really part with any elves right now. But if you try typing menu you might find some useful things they have put together for you. FLUTEKO (102038 PM) No I don't want to talk to menu .... I want to talk to Santa SantaClaus (102038 PM) Mrs. Claus is preparing some snacks, the elves are packing, and the reindeer are all here resting up for the big night. FLUTEKO (102050 PM) Why? SantaClaus (102050 PM) Oh dear. I'm doing everything I can here. Sorry, I just don't know. The elves left some notes, however. If you type, 'home' you can see them. FLUTEKO (102058 PM) Why? SantaClaus (102058 PM) What do you think? FLUTEKO (102103 PM) Why? SantaClaus (102103 PM) I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy! FLUTEKO (102108 PM) Dizzy? SantaClaus (102108 PM) Why did you say that? U can buy from 100s of stores all in 1 place - only @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102122 PM) Dizzy ... you said they were packing .... are you lying to me?SantaClaus (102122 PM) Are you kidding? FLUTEKO (102126 PM) No SantaClaus (102126 PM) No? FLUTEKO (102127 PM) No SantaClaus (102127 PM) I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you? FLUTEKO (102144 PM) I don't like Barbie SantaClaus (102144 PM) Barbie is an old favorite of Santa's! <3 Barbie? She's in every hair, skin & country's clothes @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102150 PM) Well you keep her SantaClaus (102150 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (102152 PM) What SantaClaus (102152 PM) Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season? FLUTEKO (102156 PM) Of course SantaClaus (102156 PM) Alright! I knew you were on my Good List. Just wanted to make sure . Now type menu. FLUTEKO (102213 PM) You keep a list? SantaClaus (102213 PM) Interesting. Type menu. What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102225 PM) Why do you say to type menu all of the time? SantaClaus (102225 PM) This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time Type a number 1 - Last Minute Gift Finder -- Hurry B4 it's 2 late! 2 - Wish List -- Tell Them What fluteko Wants <> 3 - Your Shopping List Don't forget anyone! 4 - Play Xmas Games! 5 - Xmas Polls and Voting 6 - Tell Santa Like, at the mall but faster! 7 - Listen to Xmas Music 8 - Yes Santa, IM me! PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102236 PM) 8 SantaClaus (102236 PM) Ho Ho! You can be a Santa helper and help me test cool new things. If you give me permission, I will send you an instant message now and then to give you a sneak-peek at the things the elves have cooking. Do you want to be a Santa Helper? Y = Yes N = No FLUTEKO (102239 PM) y SantaClaus (102239 PM) OK! When the elves have some new techno-gizmo ready to test we will instant message YOU and let you know. Remember to keep me in your Buddy List so we can reach you. Now type menu to continue. FLUTEKO (102255 PM) no! SantaClaus (102255 PM) O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start. FLUTEKO (102300 PM) NO! SantaClaus (102300 PM) O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case. FLUTEKO (102304 PM) NO! SantaClaus (102304 PM) You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject. FLUTEKO (102309 PM) I repeatSantaClaus (102309 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. U can buy from 100s of stores all in 1 place - only @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102320 PM) I want animeSantaClaus (102320 PM) My goodness! You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes! FLUTEKO (102327 PM) tell santaSantaClaus (102327 PM) Oh my! Again? What else you would like? When we are finished, type menu for a list of magical things that the elves have left us! FLUTEKO (102334 PM) i want YAOISantaClaus (102334 PM) I suspect that's not all! FLUTEKO (102346 PM) Do you even know what yaoi is?SantaClaus (102346 PM) What would your final Christmas wish be? FLUTEKO (102357 PM) final? are you writing me off?SantaClaus (102357 PM) O.K. that's plenty for Santa to go on. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song. FLUTEKO (102404 PM) noSantaClaus (102404 PM) Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit! FLUTEKO (102405 PM) noSantaClaus (102405 PM) I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you? FLUTEKO (102406 PM) noSantaClaus (102406 PM) Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already. FLUTEKO (102407 PM) noSantaClaus (102407 PM) No? FLUTEKO (102408 PM) noSantaClaus (102408 PM) I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you? FLUTEKO (102409 PM) noSantaClaus (102409 PM) I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else? FLUTEKO (102410 PM) noSantaClaus (102410 PM) No? FLUTEKO (102412 PM) noSantaClaus (102412 PM) O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case. FLUTEKO (102413 PM) noSantaClaus (102413 PM) Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit. Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened. FLUTEKO (102414 PM) noSantaClaus (102414 PM) O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start. FLUTEKO (102416 PM) noSantaClaus (102416 PM) Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit! FLUTEKO (102417 PM) noSantaClaus (102417 PM) O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun. FLUTEKO (102418 PM) noATTENTION (102418 PM)You are about to be rate limited. Please wait a few seconds before sending, to avoid being rate limited.SantaClaus (102418 PM) O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start. ATTENTION (102420 PM)You are no longer rate limited, and you may now send messages.FLUTEKO (102425 PM) nHi SantaSantaClaus (102425 PM) If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu. FLUTEKO (102432 PM) hhfityiytiuytiSantaClaus (102432 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102436 PM) y?SantaClaus (102436 PM) OK -- then make sure you set up a Shopping List (SL). I'll make sure you don't forget anyone. FLUTEKO (102442 PM) whay?SantaClaus (102442 PM) Excuse me? J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102446 PM) oro?SantaClaus (102447 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (102452 PM) w-what?SantaClaus (102452 PM) Have you set up a Wish List for others to see? FLUTEKO (102455 PM) yesSantaClaus (102455 PM) OK, how about a Shopping List -- have you set one up so you can track who you have to buy for this year? FLUTEKO (102501 PM) noSantaClaus (102501 PM) Then I recommend you type SL for shopping list and check it out. FLUTEKO (102504 PM) y?SantaClaus (102504 PM) Indeed FLUTEKO (102543 PM) to you wear womans clothing?SantaClaus (102545 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit FLUTEKO (102559 PM) ANSER THE QUESTION!!SantaClaus (102600 PM) Interesting. Type menu. FLUTEKO (102707 PM) pieSantaClaus (102709 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102714 PM) menuSantaClaus (102714 PM) Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number 1 - Last Minute Gift Finder -- Hurry B4 it's 2 late! 2 - Wish List -- Tell Them What fluteko Wants <> 3 - Your Shopping List Don't forget anyone! 4 - Play Xmas Games! 5 - Xmas Polls and Voting 6 - Tell Santa Like, at the mall but faster! 7 - Listen to Xmas Music 8 - Yes Santa, IM me! J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (102758 PM) 6SantaClaus (102758 PM) So, you forgot something, eh? Ho Ho! What would you like this time? Give me one item at a time, I'm exhausted! FLUTEKO (102808 PM) I want 5k on gaiaonlineSantaClaus (102808 PM) Well, I doubt that's all! What else do you want for Christmas? FLUTEKO (102816 PM) no, that's itSantaClaus (102816 PM) If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu. FLUTEKO (102829 PM) u tpye it?SantaClaus (102829 PM) Why did you say that? Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (102837 PM) cause you did?SantaClaus (102837 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (102847 PM) yes, i am drunkSantaClaus (102847 PM) Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something. Someone asked to find out for them. 1 -- Black 2 -- White 3 -- Rose 4 -- Beige FLUTEKO (102900 PM) 1SantaClaus (102900 PM) Interesting... Hmm... Black. OK. I will make a note of it. Now Make sure you fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see. Type WL FLUTEKO (102908 PM) WLSantaClaus (102909 PM) Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! FLUTEKO (102919 PM) 1SantaClaus (102919 PM) This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! FLUTEKO (102924 PM) 1SantaClaus (102924 PM) Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! FLUTEKO (102930 PM) YaoiSantaClaus (102930 PM) You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. FLUTEKO (102933 PM) 1SantaClaus (102933 PM) Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! FLUTEKO (102947 PM) hot sexSantaClaus (102947 PM) You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. FLUTEKO (103004 PM) 1SantaClaus (103004 PM) Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! FLUTEKO (103023 PM) panties!SantaClaus (103023 PM) You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. FLUTEKO (103028 PM) 1SantaClaus (103028 PM) Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! FLUTEKO (103038 PM) moneySantaClaus (103038 PM) You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. FLUTEKO (103039 PM) 1SantaClaus (103039 PM) Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! FLUTEKO (103045 PM) HOT AND SEXY YAOI!SantaClaus (103045 PM) You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. FLUTEKO (103050 PM) 1SantaClaus (103050 PM) Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! FLUTEKO (103128 PM) sasuke arm fuzzies.... oh wait, i have thoes on right now! XDSantaClaus (103128 PM) You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. FLUTEKO (103130 PM) 1SantaClaus (103130 PM) Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! 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Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit Get all ur Holiday Shopping done faster & easierÂ… @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103236 PM) 5SantaClaus (103237 PM) Teen Boy's Products Holiday suggestions from Santa and the elves This Foosball set will provide endless fun! Simpson's Foosball at SHOP.COM Type + for more suggestions from Santa.FLUTEKO (103257 PM) he wants sex tho...SantaClaus (103257 PM) I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here. FLUTEKO (103326 PM) elves are short?SantaClaus (103326 PM) What about elves? FLUTEKO (103334 PM) are they migets?SantaClaus (103334 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (103341 PM) WTF!?!?SantaClaus (103341 PM) Oh my, this should be a lot easier! You need to relax and let the Christmas sprit flow. Try typing, menu to start again. FLUTEKO (103351 PM) FLOW MY a!SantaClaus (103351 PM) Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you. FLUTEKO (103355 PM) ****** (103355 PM) Ho! I told you once, no bad language. Another lump of coal for you. I'm afraid that if you persist, I will be forced to sign off. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit. FLUTEKO (103404 PM) ..SantaClaus (103404 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. Get all ur Holiday Shopping done faster & easierÂ… @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103406 PM) ...SantaClaus (103407 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! Get all ur Holiday Shopping done faster & easierÂ… @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103407 PM) ...SantaClaus (103408 PM) Why did you say that? Get all ur Holiday Shopping done faster & easierÂ… @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103411 PM) ....oro?SantaClaus (103411 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (103421 PM) what do you what NOW!?!?SantaClaus (103421 PM) Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year? FLUTEKO (103428 PM) yesSantaClaus (103428 PM) Alright! I knew you were on my Good List. Just wanted to make sure . Now type menu. FLUTEKO (103446 PM) but my mother told me the truth about you....SantaClaus (103446 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103458 PM) that you have a kid fedishSantaClaus (103458 PM) Excuse me? Get all ur Holiday Shopping done faster & easierÂ… @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103519 PM) I like big butts and I can not lie,SantaClaus (103519 PM) You got it! That's great! FLUTEKO (103549 PM) you other brothers can't denySantaClaus (103549 PM) Interesting. Type menu. Get a better deal than Santa does. Do all your holiday shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103627 PM) when a girl walks in with a idy-bitty waist, and a round thing in your face you getSantaClaus (103627 PM) I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it. FLUTEKO (103634 PM) stoned!SantaClaus (103634 PM) Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask. FLUTEKO (103647 PM) wanna have sex?SantaClaus (103647 PM) You've got a one track mind. FLUTEKO (103654 PM) i trySantaClaus (103654 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. Get all ur Holiday Shopping done faster & easierÂ… @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103702 PM) wanna have sex?SantaClaus (103702 PM) I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy. FLUTEKO (103742 PM) wanna.... get luckey?SantaClaus (103744 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103757 PM) no it won't i want sexSantaClaus (103757 PM) Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. FLUTEKO (103811 PM) wanna get luckey?SantaClaus (103811 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103815 PM) ddSantaClaus (103816 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. Get a better deal than Santa does. Do all your holiday shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103818 PM) hoSantaClaus (103818 PM) Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (103818 PM) hoSantaClaus (103818 PM) No, say it with me. Ho Ho Ho. FLUTEKO (103827 PM) meowSantaClaus (103827 PM) Interesting. Type menu. PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103830 PM) meowSantaClaus (103830 PM) Why did you say that? Need to get ur holiday shopping done? DonÂ’t have much time? SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103843 PM) because there are too many addsSantaClaus (103843 PM) Because, why? FLUTEKO (103854 PM) cause this is computer generatedSantaClaus (103856 PM) These computer thingies weigh a ton! YES! I WANT TO JOIN THE NEW APTIMUS VALUE NETWORK, FREE! FLUTEKO (103908 PM) who are you really?SantaClaus (103908 PM) Mrs. Claus's husband. FLUTEKO (103914 PM) GASP!SantaClaus (103915 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. Need to get ur holiday shopping done? DonÂ’t have much time? SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103930 PM) IDENTITY THEFT!!!SantaClaus (103931 PM) Excuse me? PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (103940 PM) THAT'S RIGHT!SantaClaus (103940 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (103951 PM) IDENTITY THEFT!SantaClaus (103953 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104010 PM) darrrrrSantaClaus (104011 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (104015 PM) i got aidsSantaClaus (104015 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (104019 PM) darrrrrSantaClaus (104019 PM) Excuse me? What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104025 PM) BUBBLES!SantaClaus (104025 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104030 PM) hey?SantaClaus (104030 PM) Hello again. I hope you are getting in the Christmas spirit. The big day is getting very close! FLUTEKO (104041 PM) how many more days?SantaClaus (104041 PM) I'm sure there are many ways. I have my magic. You have AOL FLUTEKO (104053 PM) no, I've got comcastSantaClaus (104053 PM) No? FLUTEKO (104059 PM) COMCASTSantaClaus (104059 PM) Why did you say that? PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104109 PM) cause you are a DOOSH BAG!SantaClaus (104109 PM) Maybe. FLUTEKO (104130 PM) nnSantaClaus (104130 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (104141 PM) * plzSantaClaus (104141 PM) Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites. A lump of coal for you. FLUTEKO (104156 PM) I'M SUFFERING DEPRESSION!!!SantaClaus (104159 PM) Interesting. Type menu. Get a better deal than Santa does. Do all your holiday shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104203 PM) I DO!!SantaClaus (104204 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104216 PM) YOU F-ING ASK MY THERAPAST!SantaClaus (104216 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104352 PM) are you a man-eater?SantaClaus (104352 PM) My goodness, should I really know about this? FLUTEKO (104418 PM) SMACK THAT!!SantaClaus (104419 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104425 PM) smack that, santaSantaClaus (104425 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104453 PM) can I tell you a secretSantaClaus (104453 PM) Why did you say that? PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104455 PM) ?SantaClaus (104455 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104507 PM) my name is Itachi UchihaSantaClaus (104508 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. Get a better deal than Santa does. Do all your holiday shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104538 PM) I killed my clanSantaClaus (104538 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104545 PM) i kill peopleSantaClaus (104545 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (104553 PM) i want to kill you santaSantaClaus (104553 PM) Oh my! I might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes! FLUTEKO (104624 PM) suiside?SantaClaus (104624 PM) Excuse me? J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104629 PM) yeaSantaClaus (104629 PM) Interesting. Type menu. When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104632 PM) noSantaClaus (104632 PM) If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other. FLUTEKO (104650 PM) IT'S BECAUSE MY EYES ARE RED ISN'T IT!?!?SantaClaus (104650 PM) Hmm. O.K. interesting reasoning. FLUTEKO (104712 PM) SHARINGGON!!!SantaClaus (104717 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104733 PM) I CAN'T SPELLSantaClaus (104733 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104829 PM) Itachi is pleasedSantaClaus (104829 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (104843 PM) what?SantaClaus (104843 PM) Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year? FLUTEKO (104853 PM) you already asked me thatSantaClaus (104853 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (104855 PM) noSantaClaus (104855 PM) Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying. FLUTEKO (104922 PM) do you...wellSantaClaus (104922 PM) Well, I don't know. FLUTEKO (104928 PM) mastrabate?SantaClaus (104928 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (104934 PM) ?SantaClaus (104934 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (104941 PM) how about no?SantaClaus (104941 PM) Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice. FLUTEKO (105002 PM) what the hell?SantaClaus (105002 PM) My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you. FLUTEKO (105011 PM) again?SantaClaus (105011 PM) Excuse me? Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (105025 PM) your giving me so much freaking coalSantaClaus (105025 PM) Why did you say that? J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105034 PM) CAUSE YOU DID YOU f!!!SantaClaus (105035 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (105040 PM) faggotSantaClaus (105040 PM) Interesting. Type menu. J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105052 PM) u're a naruto fan?SantaClaus (105052 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (105105 PM) yes, i am on crackSantaClaus (105105 PM) Have you set up a Wish List for others to see? FLUTEKO (105138 PM) well y don't you scrool up and find out, you freaking child molesterSantaClaus (105138 PM) OK, how about a Shopping List -- have you set one up so you can track who you have to buy for this year? FLUTEKO (105212 PM) ******** (105212 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (105246 PM) o/_oSantaClaus (105246 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (105254 PM) SantaClaus (105254 PM) Ho! Ho! Ho! FLUTEKO (105305 PM) I ain't your whore!SantaClaus (105305 PM) My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit. FLUTEKO (105352 PM) y?SantaClaus (105352 PM) Yes!! FLUTEKO (105404 PM) oro?SantaClaus (105404 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (105428 PM) PUMP IT!SantaClaus (105428 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105433 PM) LOADER!SantaClaus (105433 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (105438 PM) LOADERSantaClaus (105438 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (105451 PM) I AM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!!SantaClaus (105451 PM) Without a doubt? FLUTEKO (105516 PM) yep, ^.^SantaClaus (105516 PM) Indeed FLUTEKO (105550 PM) wanna go backstage?SantaClaus (105551 PM) Excuse me? Get a better deal than Santa does. Do all your holiday shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105611 PM) I'm horneySantaClaus (105612 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. Get great Holiday gift ideas from PETCO.com FLUTEKO (105615 PM) hornySantaClaus (105615 PM) Interesting. Type menu. What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105708 PM) let it goSantaClaus (105708 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (105735 PM) ((listening to that song called PUMP IT UP by the blackeyed peas)SantaClaus (105735 PM) What can we do for you? FLUTEKO (105745 PM) sexSantaClaus (105745 PM) FLUTEKO (105805 PM) what?SantaClaus (105805 PM) I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more to go on than that. What, what? FLUTEKO (105836 PM) bumpSantaClaus (105837 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105839 PM) bumpSantaClaus (105839 PM) Why did you say that? PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105842 PM) bumpSantaClaus (105842 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (105844 PM) bumpSantaClaus (105844 PM) Interesting. Type menu. Get a better deal than Santa does. Do all your holiday shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105856 PM) I AM THE BUMP MASTER!!SantaClaus (105856 PM) Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere. FLUTEKO (105915 PM) what?SantaClaus (105915 PM) My goodness. What, what? FLUTEKO (105926 PM) wanna dance?SantaClaus (105927 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit Get all ur Holiday Shopping done faster & easierÂ… @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105930 PM) noSantaClaus (105930 PM) If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other. FLUTEKO (105933 PM) peepSantaClaus (105933 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (105936 PM) PEEPSantaClaus (105936 PM) Excuse me? When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (105943 PM) I LIKE BUNNY PEEPSSantaClaus (105943 PM) You see? Christmas can be full of miracles. FLUTEKO (110004 PM) hey santa?SantaClaus (110005 PM) Hello again. FLUTEKO (110031 PM) what is your weight?SantaClaus (110031 PM) Hmm... What, what? FLUTEKO (110039 PM) your weight?SantaClaus (110039 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (110044 PM) weight?SantaClaus (110044 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (110056 PM) HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH!?SantaClaus (110056 PM) I don't really know. FLUTEKO (110102 PM) yes you doSantaClaus (110102 PM) If you think so. FLUTEKO (110122 PM) tell meSantaClaus (110122 PM) Why did you say that? PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (110158 PM) are you black?SantaClaus (110158 PM) Could be. FLUTEKO (110207 PM) pokesSantaClaus (110208 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (110220 PM) are you weight trash?SantaClaus (110220 PM) My goodness! Get serious. FLUTEKO (110228 PM) are you white?SantaClaus (110228 PM) You're full of mischief. FLUTEKO (110241 PM) ^_~ I trySantaClaus (110241 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? U can buy from 100s of stores all in 1 place - only @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (110246 PM) ANOTHER ADD!?SantaClaus (110247 PM) Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. U can buy from 100s of stores all in 1 place - only @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (110342 PM) http//www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=4938704SantaClaus (110342 PM) Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions? FLUTEKO (110357 PM) go to this website fattie!SantaClaus (110357 PM) That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable? FLUTEKO (110403 PM) http//www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=4938704SantaClaus (110403 PM) Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note? FLUTEKO (110425 PM) LOOK AT MY GAIAONLINE PROFILE GOD DAMNIT!SantaClaus (110425 PM) O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh. FLUTEKO (110434 PM) ROWRSantaClaus (110434 PM) Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time. FLUTEKO (110444 PM) no your notSantaClaus (110444 PM) Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter? FLUTEKO (110453 PM) noSantaClaus (110453 PM) Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter? FLUTEKO (110454 PM) nSantaClaus (110454 PM) O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun. FLUTEKO (110455 PM) nSantaClaus (110455 PM) Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter? FLUTEKO (110455 PM) nSantaClaus (110455 PM) I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it. FLUTEKO (110455 PM) nSantaClaus (110455 PM) Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter? FLUTEKO (110456 PM) nSantaClaus (110456 PM) Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again. FLUTEKO (110456 PM) nSantaClaus (110456 PM) That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable? FLUTEKO (110456 PM) nSantaClaus (110456 PM) Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note? FLUTEKO (110456 PM) nSantaClaus (110456 PM) Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time. FLUTEKO (110457 PM) nSantaClaus (110457 PM) I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else? FLUTEKO (110457 PM) nFLUTEKO (110457 PM) nSantaClaus (110457 PM) Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions? SantaClaus (110457 PM) That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable? FLUTEKO (110457 PM) nSantaClaus (110458 PM) I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it. FLUTEKO (110458 PM) nATTENTION (110458 PM)You are about to be rate limited. Please wait a few seconds before sending, to avoid being rate limited.SantaClaus (110458 PM) Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit. Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened. FLUTEKO (110458 PM) nSantaClaus (110458 PM) Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time. FLUTEKO (110458 PM) nSantaClaus (110458 PM) Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note? FLUTEKO (110458 PM) nSantaClaus (110459 PM) Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter? ATTENTION (110459 PM)You have been rate limited. Please wait several seconds before sending another message.ATTENTION (110523 PM)You are no longer rate limited, and you may now send messages.FLUTEKO (110655 PM) nSantaClaus (110655 PM) Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already. FLUTEKO (110706 PM) I WANT A KITTYSantaClaus (110706 PM) I've noted it. Anything else? FLUTEKO (110714 PM) HARDCORE YAOISantaClaus (110715 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (110723 PM) what is yaoi? well.....SantaClaus (110723 PM) Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something. Someone asked to find out for them. 1 -- Black 2 -- White 3 -- Rose 4 -- Beige FLUTEKO (110728 PM) 1SantaClaus (110728 PM) Interesting... Hmm... Black. OK. I will make a note of it. Now Make sure you fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see. Type WL FLUTEKO (110732 PM) BLACK!!SantaClaus (110732 PM) Ho! Ho! FLUTEKO (110755 PM) I AM NOT YOU WHORE!!!! I TOLD YOU THAT TWO BILLION TIMES ALREADY!!!SantaClaus (110755 PM) I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you? FLUTEKO (110806 PM) hot, dirty sexSantaClaus (110806 PM) FLUTEKO (110828 PM) boredSantaClaus (110828 PM) Ho! Ho! Wonderful. FLUTEKO (110840 PM) NOT YOUR WHORE!! SantaClaus (110840 PM) Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me. That's a lump of coal for you. FLUTEKO (110848 PM) AGAIN!?!?!?SantaClaus (110848 PM) Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (110900 PM) pokeSantaClaus (110900 PM) Interesting. Type menu. When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (110912 PM) are you a dead old guy?SantaClaus (110913 PM) I'm like 1,600-something. It's impressive. FLUTEKO (110934 PM) no, my teacher Mr. B is like 543166361436143641361346131634613SantaClaus (110934 PM) Boy, you're a lot of fun! Why don't you try filling in your wish list? Maybe you'll get something that will cheer you up! FLUTEKO (111006 PM) WTF? ARE YOU TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS!?SantaClaus (111006 PM) Are you kidding? FLUTEKO (111014 PM) WTF?!SantaClaus (111014 PM) You can always type menu to get a fresh start. The elves have left some help-notes there. FLUTEKO (111029 PM) FINE!!! I'LL ******** TYPE MENU! SantaClaus (111030 PM) I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number 1 - Last Minute Gift Finder -- Hurry B4 it's 2 late! 2 - Wish List -- Tell Them What fluteko Wants <> 3 - Your Shopping List Don't forget anyone! 4 - Play Xmas Games! 5 - Xmas Polls and Voting 6 - Tell Santa Like, at the mall but faster! 7 - Listen to Xmas Music 8 - Yes Santa, IM me! PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111054 PM) WLSantaClaus (111055 PM) Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) If you make a WL any AIM buddy can c what u want! 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! FLUTEKO (111058 PM) 2SantaClaus (111058 PM) Enter your buddies' Screen Name now and if they have set up a WL you can see it! FLUTEKO (111104 PM) chitown9987SantaClaus (111104 PM) Sorry, I don't have any WL for that SN! Click Here If your buds have not filled in their holiday WL just and tell them to get with the program! FLUTEKO (111347 PM) santa is fatSantaClaus (111347 PM) Yes? FLUTEKO (111350 PM) yesSantaClaus (111350 PM) Yes!! FLUTEKO (111425 PM) oh santa!SantaClaus (111425 PM) Excuse me? What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111429 PM) OH YES!SantaClaus (111429 PM) Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit PSSST! Santa closed his workshop. He just sends the elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111432 PM) YES!SantaClaus (111432 PM) Mm hm. FLUTEKO (111440 PM) YES!! OH RIGHT THERE!SantaClaus (111440 PM) Without a doubt? FLUTEKO (111452 PM) I-I'M COMEING!SantaClaus (111453 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! J2lyk, u can do all ur last minute shopping @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111503 PM) YES@SantaClaus (111503 PM) Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere. FLUTEKO (111508 PM) OHHHH!!!SantaClaus (111508 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (111516 PM) N-OOOOOOOHHHHHSantaClaus (111516 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111527 PM) N-NOT NO-w!! SantaClaus (111527 PM) O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case. FLUTEKO (111534 PM) OH YES!SantaClaus (111534 PM) Why did you say that? When SantaÂ’s running behind, he sends his elves to SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111544 PM) orgasimsSantaClaus (111544 PM) FLUTEKO (111622 PM) o-oh santaSantaClaus (111622 PM) Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111748 PM) It's WAKA LAKA TIME!!!SantaClaus (111748 PM) Interesting. Type menu. U can buy from 100s of stores all in 1 place - only @ SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111756 PM) dancesSantaClaus (111756 PM) Can I ask YOU something? FLUTEKO (111802 PM) dances moreSantaClaus (111804 PM) Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM FLUTEKO (111818 PM) LALALASantaClaus (111818 PM) May I ask you a question? FLUTEKO (111833 PM) YOU SCREW UP MY GROOVE YOU f!!SantaClaus (111833 PM) I don't respond to that kind of language. A lump of coal for you. FLUTEKO (111839 PM) ***** (111839 PM) O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit. FLUTEKO (111847 PM) what the hell?SantaClaus (111847 PM) That's quite enough. The elves have terminated our conversation. You are welcome to come back again later if you clean up your act. Until then, I'm afraid you're on the Bad List. FLUTEKO (111856 PM) WOO HOO@SantaClaus (111856 PM) Sorry, Edwin Elf here I've asked Santa to turn off his IM and return to the workshop. FLUTEKO (111902 PM) what?SantaClaus (111902 PM) Santa has signed off from this IM and is very busy. You can always come back later when you find your manners if you would like to speak with Santa again. FLUTEKO (111909 PM) y?SantaClaus (111909 PM) We're sorry -- Santa has returned to his workshop. And you've been added to the Bad list. supergalkate** · Sat Dec 23, 2006 @ 05:29am · 0 Comments


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