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101 things you should NOT do when you're bored
1. Go into an elevator and say 'Lima Beans will destroy us' over and over...
2. Become an acrobat and before the first performance, get high and quit
3. Cut your own hair (rather badly) and say it's the latest trend
4. Make a kite, and throw it into a tree and ask people to get it down. When they do, throw it back up
5. Prank call the police station
6. Use random smilies
7. lol cry emo
8. Write depressing poems about your love life of your sad times at home, and then laugh
9. Blow up one million milk cartons
10. Play 'Dress Up' and perform a play about a dog using the bathroom
11. Dare people to throw horse shoes at babies
12. Go to the movie theatre, buy thirty bags of peanut M&M's and prank call people in the theatre, and throw the M&M's at them when they anwser
13. Ask someone out and meet them at Starbucks... then when they arive, call them a stalker, kick them in the shin, and run away
14. Tunnel to a gas station in California and sing to it
15. Kill Donald Trump
16. Eat a never-ending supply of radishes
17. During class, get on your desk, and jump off screaming 'I'm a paratrooper!"
18. Tell Mr. Pie that you like him
19. Take a taxi to New Zealand and tell the driver that if he can't make soap float in ice water within one hour, you'll tickle him
20. Tell blonde jokes to random blonde girls
21. Go to the ATM and stand in front of it, wait until there's about five people behind you then say, 'My bologna dosn't fit! I'm gonna stand here until it does!'
22. Make Rice Krispy Treats, wrap them in foil, and stuff it in a box and leave it on a shelf at Wal-Mart
23. Read number 23 on this list
24. Talk like a rooster
25. Cry because Simon didn't say 'Simon Says'
26. PLay Poker with Kindergarteners and yell at them for cheating
27. Get sued for something
28. Anything
29. Read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and write to Harpor Lee telling him that it needed more killing of mockingbirds and less depression and stuff
30. Go to psyco ward and say you're innocent
31. Go to school on Sunday and sit in your homeroom class until the janitors give you a strange look
32. Tell me I'm special
33. Pop bubble wrap
34. Call the president and ask him to give Shirly Temple a break
35. Yell and scream at the Band teachers
36. Ding Dong Ditch The old man with thirty Rotwilers
37. Watch an infomercial and write comments on how to make it better. Call them and tell them how to make it better
38. Bake a Mud Pie
39. Find Usama Bin Laden and call him Garbage Bin Laden
40. Never eat again until you're sixteen pounds
41. Change yourself... you're ugly (haha jk)
42. Jump up and down on the bus
43. Waste your time scribbling on a wall
44. Use Web Ch@t
45. Throw pennies down the Empire State Building
46. Make Beef Jerky out of Duct tape
47. Squirt hand soap into your fish tank to clen your fish
48. Listen to Weird Al songs until you memorize them
49. Play dead and have your dog watch
50. Dig up a body in a cemetary and steal everything on it
51. Stalk a Hockey Player
52. Open the Big Black Box
53. Stop thinking
54. Try to kill yourself with tape
55. Memorize commercials, then when they play, recite them... loud
56. Draw cucombers on peoples faces while their sleeping
57. Tell people that Elvis Lives!
58. Get lost in a corn field
59. Burn down a homeless shelter
60. Play chess
61. Chess nuts are boasting by an open Foyer
62. Sing a song about fish nuggets and Ice Cream. Sell it to a Radio Station
63. Build a House Of Cards, blow it down with a torch
64. Eat giant carrots
65. Re,view, comma r,ules
66. Go to the Olive Garden
67. Make time for tubas to eat you
68. Make a video of Micheal Jakson making a video
69. Make Wanted posters for a gopher
70. Break your own leg
71. Play Hide 'n' Seek by yourself
72. Try out for the school play. Mess up the play by questioning the props
73. Laugh at people in a funeral home
74. Make a meat dolly
75. Put pictures of Big Bird on your desktop, blow kisses to him.
76. Put 'jelly' on your Christmas list
77. Wish on a shooting star, then curse at it when a rain storm of llamas never comes
78. Growl at lions, try to make them pee their pants
79. Spin in a chair
80. Annoy your siblings
81. Go to a playground, clog up the slide
82. Become a Hic-Cup Doctor
83. Use Olde English
84. Go to your bank, take a dollar out. Rub it and say 'My precious'
85. Write a novel called 'Pie will rule the world if you don't ever ever lick your postage stamps. You will regret your finances.'
86. Win an award for the longest title on a book
87. Slice Coins
88. Skip on a tredmill
89. Curl up like a dog and sleep... in the middle of a busy street
90. Call someone and breath deeply
91. Ask a bush out for dinner. Take it to an expensive restraunt
92. Sing 'Fish Heads' in a squeaky voice
93. put your shoes on your knees, walk on your knoees and talk like a little person
94. Be politicaly correct
95. Hit on your cousin
96. Go to your your teachers house, mispell all the words in her/his books
97. Find your gopher
98. Talk to your feet
99. Tell your friends about Finding Nemo
100. Help old ladies accross the street, then squish them
101. Did you seriously read this?
so what should you do when you're bored?
read the list of
101 things you should NOT do when you're bored
~anonymous
 Fluffy_Cranberry_Bagle · Tue Dec 26, 2006 @ 07:23pm · 10 Comments |
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