I took the idea from the commercial "I am Canadian"
'Ello thar,
I am not a leprechaun, or a drunk,
I don't live in a field of clovers, at the end of the rainbow, or on top of the rainbow for that matter,
I don't know seamus, paddy, or sean from ireland, though I'm sure their very good drinkers,
I don't wear green tights, a stupid lookin hat with a buckle on it or own a pot of gold,
And I pronounce it "A carse" not "Of course" "A carse"
Ireland is the first nation of soccer rioters,
The great "Emerald Isle"
and the best part of the UK
My name is Jay, and I AM IRISH!!
(This is my original work, if you see this exact ripoff anmywhere else on the net, let me know)
 Ribbish · Fri Mar 18, 2005 @ 05:55pm · 3 Comments |
