http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20030929.html
that's about 98.99439% accurate, i'd say....
so, in honor of this funnily accurate cartoon, let me recount something that Goober aka Kutcher, aka lostnemesis did to me once.... involving my kitty... and it's claws....
first, let me explain that my cat is super cute. it's tiny even though it's fully grown, it's straight black (that's lucky in Japan so i hear), and it has six claws on each foot.... that's not too, too uncommon actually, apparently Ernie Hemmingway had a whole pride-ful of six toed kitties....
ok, so a bunch of my friends were over for the weekend and we were all sittin' around, not doin' too much, right? well, my kitty walks underneath me and i pick her up and put her on my lap, ya know? she's a lap cat... it's awesome...
so anyway, Kutcher is staring at the cat as i'm holding her and suddenly yells
KITTY!!!!!!
.....let me say this much... when a six-toed cat who squirms too much to have her nails trimmed gets freaked out, do NOT try to hold it or calm it down... just let go.... for godsakes let go!!!
this tiny little kitten o' mine, in an attempt to flee the scary Goober, digs all 24 claws into my chest, climbs up the front of my torso, onto my shoulder and back down via my back.
..... imagine someone with domo-kun's teeth --> domokun
..... and eyes like these... -------------------> eek
and that would be me....
...... thanks Goober... thanks a lot....
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emo My kitty is gone....some stupid stray either ran him off or killed him. I'm not happy....