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How do I have a friend that has a hairpiece? It isn't as if I didn't know he had one when we met. His faux hair is not a bosley nor any great style either. He is very self consciense of how he looks at all times so I do not get the hair. He want's me to introduce him to other men I know but my gays are very particular. It's not really a delima because he seems to get lucky just fine even with his wig. So, tonight we're sitting out on the deck and I assume a mosquito is buzzing around his head enough to bother him that he jerks his rug off and starts waving it around in the air. I look and see that the man has a total of 5 hairs on the top of his head. I begged and pleaded for him to just let me shave his head and his words to me, "honey, I would look so ridiculous with a bald head". Seriously? I swear, I am going to try my best to get that rug and hide it from him.

Therapy Thursday and a new therapist is seeing me now. I really don't care who sits for an hour and listens to whatever I have to say but I do have particulars I am unable to handle. First and foremost is oral hygein. So, my therapist doesn't have dirty teeth but she has too muchg teeth. You can only get by with that if you are PUFF DADDY or CHRIS ROCK. Oh, and she laughs at everything I say! Now, I understand I am entertaining but when your teeth are so big that your lips cannot cove them,EVER, then don't draw my attention to them. For the first time ever, I cut my therapy short. Oh, did I tell you that she's pregnant? I bet that looseneck comes out with teeth and chews the umbilical cord loose by itself. Gotta get a different therapist or bring a file and have a tooth filing party.

Babies are either cute or not. It is not hard for me to find a child cute without prompting. If I immediately gush over the loose neck then that means the child is cute. If the bobble head is not what I consider cute I don't need to be asked. I would think it's a universal answer. So, now you have to come up with something to say without giving the parents false hopes that their ankle biter will be pagent material. I start to get sick to my stomach when approached with this inevitable situation so I always, ALWAYS, respond with,"OH MY GOD, HE/SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU/DAD." That way they feel good, I feel good and the baby doesn't give a damn except trying to fit it's fist in it's mouth.