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I had a talk with santa Claus

He called me over and I sat face to face with him on the kitchen counter.

He found a box of cigs under my bed.

He said he was very disapointed in me.

I don't like Santa Claus anymore.

he's such a fatass.

I went to the Glenbard West Halloween dance and had a blast with mah dance buddy Lauren!

But the best part was when this guy came over and started to dance in lauren's groupie and judging by the looks of this, Ohhhh weeee, he was a lil' Ricky Martin! Lemme tell ya!!!! whee

And his smell...was just so addicting....I just had to be by him...just for his smell!!

turned out it was the smell of glue... neutral okay...

But then lauren spotted her ex. boyfriend with his new blonde b***h and lauren started spazzing out, so had to asit her to the bathroom and that was the last of my little ricky Martin.


the next day I asked lauren who he was and it turned out it was some gay guy in her history class.

wowies.