No Mocking

Hello.... I'm what you call an intelligent life being that was born as a cat... I say "Indeed," and "Gasp," to inform my friend it is me...
I'm not enthuised with people, such as yourself...
A few facts that may "please" your insect brain -
1.) I can purr... Like a cat...
2.) I can "meow"... Like a cat...
3.) I can hiss... Like a cat...
4.) I can be lazy... Like a cat...
5.) I can sound like Charlie-in-the-box off of Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer...