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some Quote's i found that i likedMen talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.
Dion Boucicault
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
Any girl can be glamorous. All she has to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
When you said “Till death do us apart” at the time you didn’t realize you were setting a goal.
Walter and Jeff Dunham
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert Benchley
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Alanis Morissette
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
Baltasar Gracian
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs
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