hey u! i knew a blond that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home lol

Congratulatons!You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2009, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS! The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you isnt this cute? i love it 2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck = I want you 4. Kiss on the lips = I love you 5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes = kiss me 8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you 9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go The Three Steps 1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. Here are a few reasons why guys like girls 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight. 3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later.... 4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you' 6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you... 7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)! 11. The way they say 'I miss you' 12. The way you miss them 13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... This chain started in 1997. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Nowhere comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?' NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!! Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!! *WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU *NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK

A New Student (boy) comes and meets the girl of his dreams.... The girl would never tell... Boy:Hey Girl:Hi.... Boy: Are you busy tonight? Girl: Yeah busy bee Boy:Well...*sigh* See you later Girl:Bye They were in the market Girl: Hey! Boy: Huh? Oh Hey! Girl:Fancy meeting you here... Boy: yeah *half way smile* A sudden voice says : THIS IS A ROBBERY HANDS UP! Boy and girl put them up and the robber grabs the girl and holds her at gunpoint. Voice: Don't anyone move! Or The girl gets it! The boy charged at the guy knocking the girl and gun down. The robber grabs the gun and shoots at the boy. Girl: NO!!!!! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU!!! She screamed and grabbed the gun and shot the guy. The boy went to the hospital.... The next day... Girl: Is he ok? Friend: His in the hospital, they say his making a recovery, but can't open his eyes.... Girl: I can't belive this! Friend: Yeah I'm sorry.... (Bell rings) Girl: See ya The girl goes to the hospital and sees the boy. His eyes close,but his mouth move Boy: Who's here? He said strongly Girl:It's me Boy: Your here? Girl: Yeah The boy slowly open his eyes. Boy: Before I die I wanted to see you. Tell you what I want to say I-- Girl: Your not gonna die! You can't! You won't! Boy: *frowns* I will and I wanted to say I love you I always will I'll watch you too! -Silence- Girl has tear Boy wipes it off. Boy: Good-bye -Beeper goes off- Girl: NO!! 2 days later they found the girl dead with a knife in her heart. Her mother heard her say "Here I come" What really happend was she missed him and couldn't stand it. She couldn't love anyone like him. If you would die to save your love post this to your profile

~♥FRIENDS♥~ fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock them the f**k out fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this, just like I did

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose -- me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you are my life

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down I'm scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No it's not please its too scary Guy: Then tell me you love me Girl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and say that she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile

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BOY: I love her more than the air i breathGIRL: well im always here for you.BOY: I know.GIRL:What's wrong?BOY: I like her so much.GIRL: Talk to her.BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.GIRL:Then tell her.BOY: She wont like me.GIRL: How do you know that?BOY: I can just tell.GIRL: Well just tell her.BOY: What should I say?GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.BOY: I tell her that daily.GIRL: What do you mean?BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.BOY: Wait. Who do you like?GIRL: Oh some boy.BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.GIRL: She does.BOY: How do you know?GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?BOY: You.GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.BOY: I love you too.GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?BOY: I just did.GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page.GUYS- If u are man enough and have balls to say this to achick, post it to ur pageii ♥thisme gaia sista's >>>>>grrrr...dont touch her or i'll bite chur head off!WELCOME ALL!..TO MY PROFILE! HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT!These guys were known as losers to me but they're now called my best (guy) friends.dont report me 4 this but i love this XD

This is true love. Boy- I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, that's all. Boy- Oh Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didnt miss anything that great.......just lots of notes Girl- Ok good Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You kno I love you more than anything Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why did you ask? Girl-................>silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No nothing at all Boy- Good. Girl- ..............How much do you care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- U would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there somethingwrong?? Girl- No, everything's fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun. Girl- Really? Boy- Yes, now seriously, is there something wrong??? Girl- No I'm fine, you're fine, we're fine, everyone's fine. Boy- ............ok Girl-......................Well I have to go I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you too, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have u seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok well I gotta get to english, I'll see ya after school. Friend- Yeah i gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's callin on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hun. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What??? Girl- It's the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why???? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE Boy- Hey dude Friend- Hey Boy- What's up? Friend- Nothing, hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No Friend- So you didnt hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um I don't know if I shouldnt be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, what the hell, tell me Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here Boy- Really? Why? What happened??? How is she??? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED??!!!! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED Boy- Oh my God, are you ok?? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie!! talk to me!! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what?!? YOU WHAT?!?!? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... Girl- They're taking me off tonight Boy- Why?!? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't Boy- Why didn't you tell me???? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt bout me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you and I'll always be here. Boy- Then y'd u break up w/me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID: I told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? PM ME WHAT UR ANSWER IS CUZ ITS A SECRET AND I WANNA KNOW... CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET...XD.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND ARE TOO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die