A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

A kid asked Jesus… how much do you love me? Jesus replied,” I love you this much,” and he streched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, put this on your profile

LOVE OF MY LIFE <3 <3 <3 -^-~- :3 :D -fan girl faint-

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you. =)

This is a TRUE story!! Guy: "Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um...no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose... Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any baztard who does this to my girl or any girl"

A friend would see you crying and sit next to you and try to comfort you. A BEST friend would see you crying and grab a chainsaw and say, WHO THE HELL DID IT?! If you believe, copy! :D

Things you should do and know ( girlfriend ) When she walks away from you mad: [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth: [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you: [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you: [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet: [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you: [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away: [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst: [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying: [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking: [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared: [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder: [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat: [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you: [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time: [ Reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt: [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you: [ She really does more than you could even understand. ] When she grabs at your hands: [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you: [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret: [ Keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes: [ Don't look away until she does ] When she misses you: [ She's hurting inside ] When you break her heart: [ The pain never really goes away ] When she says its over: [ She still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this on her page its cuz: [ She wants YOU to read it ] When she tells you she loves you, [ Tell her you love her back]!

Put this on your page if you have ever pushed a door that said pull

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*Kiss on the cheek: Were friends*Kiss on the stomach: Im ready*Kiss on the forehead: Hope were together forever*Kiss on the temple: I like u*Kiss on the neck: We belong together*Kiss on the shoulder: I want u*Kiss on the lips: I love u*Playing arounded with ur hair: Cant live without u*Holding hands: Happiness*Arms around waist: U are mine i need u*Hug: I care*Smiling at each other: I like u*Wink: Flirtation*Looking around: Hiding true feelings*Tender kisses on the side of the lips: Ur smile*Wetting ur lips: Waiting for a kiss*Teardrops: Im loosing u*Crys: I lost u

Drake's gonna "Shut It Down." He's "Unforgettable" and "Successful" for sure. "The Best I Ever Had." He "Lights Up" my iPod and stereo anyday of the week. I stay "Up All Night" listening to him. His music is like "Fireworks" in my skull. Everytime I listen, I sing along like its "Karaoke." If he stops singing, the music biz might as well be "Over." When I wasnt a great fan of hip hop. he "Showed Me A Good Time" and made me "Find My Love." I think I'll take some time to "Thank Him Now."

I hate gettin messages from youuu from youuu .But i still text you back, and say i miss you too :]

<3 I thought that all these feelings went away <3

Always <3

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout

We fear rejection, want attention, crave affection and dream perfection.

Hall of Friends

Do Right And Kill Everything <3 Drizzy Babbiiee <3

There was an orphan named Cassie. No one loved her. Even in the orphanage, no one would speak to her. Every year on her birthday, she would draw a birthday cake in the pile of dust in her room. One year, she made a wish that she would have a best friend. She blew out the dust candles and fell asleep. The next morning, someone knocked on her door. Cassie got so excited and ran to the door. SHe saw a man and the man said, "Cassie, I'll take care of yu." Cassie cried, and packed all of her things. She ran out the door with the man and they lived together for her whole life. Twenty years, Cassie got married and had two wonderful children. Cassie never forgot that man and she thanked him everyday until she died. Now yu r probably wondering, who is he? well his name is JESUS. He changed Cassie's life. He can change yours. THIS IS A TRUE STORY

Im Just Sayin You Could Do Better <3