Babble Pi ·Sh
1. a translation device powered by pure evil and unreliability.
2. an evil fictional trickster who takes pleasure out of comic books, oreos and generally ******** with your s**t.
Stories fall as far back as to the stone age, in which cave paintings suggest the Babel Pish would violently scare away any hunt of the men, and would demand sacrifice or else this would continue. The village shaman instructed the building of the Stone Henge, which scared off the Babel Pish due to the mathematical uncertainty and randomness of the structure.
The tales spread wide and far - the dwellers of Mesopotamia would often leave writings of the Babel Pish, sometimes known in the times as the Pisher. Many of the wars between the gods were suggested to be caused by the devious Pisher, who would feast on attention from all sides. The Pisher looked down on the everyone and did not follow the rules set for spirits, and for this, Sumerian mythology suggests the god Enlil entrapped the being in ghost-land.
Many other stories have emerged, from the Aztecs to the Greeks, from the Romans to the Celts. Although there are conflicts, ancient history can agree on some things; the Babel Pish is a dangerous and cunning creature, neither female nor male, with no heart. The Babel Pish has great interest in comics and cosplaying, and this is not explained. Further less explained is the idea that this heartless being takes to social justice issues - Philosophers suggest that perhaps the Babel Pish, does indeed have a heart and hold morals - albeit alien to ours.
It is suggested the only way to combat the Babel Pish is through sorcery or randomness, both which the Babel Pish has been quelled by before.
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