Funny Quotes and other randomness
Tokogawa's top 5 words(hah, I stole this from you, lu-chan! XD):
1: fuwa fuwa -- yes, this is Japanese. It means "Fluffy."
2: fluffy -- you knew this was coming.
3: spork -- spoon fork.
4: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious -- if you say it loud enough, you'll always precocious. XD
5: voip! -- just a funny sound
Favorite quotes
*"dedeledo dedelorda dodolordor DIE!!!" I got this one off of homestar runner. One of Strong Bad's emails. He got mad at Homestar for talking during a movie, so he said this while aiming at him with a bazooka!
*"get off your encounter-suited butt!" just a funny saying I heard around the house.
*"WARNING: Wings do not allow wearer to fly" description for the tiny pixie wings
*"When you wish upon a star... people DIE!!" description for the star rod/wand thing. Whoever I tell this to for the first time, like, dies laughing.
*"Seifer! You stole our beatin' sticks!" Hayner from Kingdom Hearts rehearsals. Best KH parody. Ever.
*"I...I don't know. I'm all confused. And to top it off, I'm talking to a stuffed animal!" Marche from FFTA.
*"I guess you think you can psych me out by saying really random stuff!" Sora, Kingdom Hearts II
* Tomo: Kimura-sensei, why did you become a teacher?
Kimura: BECAUSE I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS THAT'S WHY! -Azumanga Daioh. hilarious stuff.
*"'Computer over?' 'Virus = very yes?!' That's not a good prize!"
Again, from Homestar Runner. And, yes, Stong Bad said this one too. Specifically, after his computer showed a "Flagrant System Error" warning screen when he found out said computer had over 400,000 viruses.
*"It's like a rising knee to the FACE!"
"Don't worry, kid, he's just a clone of you!"
Captain Falcon ~ Smash Kingdom Melee from Newgrounds.
*"I'm not fat! I'm just overly sexy."
"Yeah, about that... remember when I told you that I 'borrowed' [Meta Knight]'s ship? Really I knocked him out and stole the keys. He's pretty pissed at us."
"Hey, Mewtwo, you look... hairier than before and... more like a wolf."
"I miss my Mewtwo. Aw..."
King Dedede ~ Smash Kingdom Melee
*"Dear Masahiro Sakurai: F--- you! *blows up Japan with energy ball*"
"Hey, uh.. you do realize that Brawl hasn't been shipped worldwide yet, right?"
"What? Oh, goddammit!"
Geno and Megaman ~ Smash Kingdom Melee (Easter Egg)
*"If someone ever mentions the word "tier" while playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, first, say our motto: 'Tiers are for Queers!' Then, you have one of five options:
Hit them with the Wiimote.
Hit them with the Wiimote and the Nunchuk.
Hit them with the Classic Controller.
Hit them with the Game Cube Controller.
Or, if you're using a wireless Game Cube Controller, first take the battery out and stab them in the eye. Then proceed to hit them with the Game Cube Controller.
Also, if your Wiimote has on the Wiimote jacket, first remove the jacket before hitting them or super glue nails to the surface of the Wiimote jacket."
Dr. Wright ~ Smash Kingdom Melee - the origin of TR4Q.
random stuff I've said
"link doesn't understand the concept of "Don't-jump-down-the-bottomless-pit-
since-you-lose-half-a-heart-when-you-
do"ology."
It's true.
"someday, one of my replies/PMs... is gonna be the length of a newspaper article."
"Holy canole with a side of guacamole!"
...don't ask. please.
"shush-pa."
this line is MINE.
I'll come up with more as I hear it.
No Flaming/1337-speak beyond this point.
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