just a random hi, hello, an hope ye rdoin good n_n i'm supposed to be translating sumthin fer the teacher (lil guide thing from alcatraz, AUF DEUTCH ) but i'm sitting here commenting yer profile anyawys >.< yea bad ethic, i'm gonna get to it once i'm done here.... no really i am... seriously... *forgets an goes off commenting more* XD
Hello. Now look I'm Lord Vader and just pay a-bloody-tention, all right. Luke, the force is strong with you. Is it? Yeah. Well who told you that? I dunno, some bloke! Yeah, he said the force is really rather strong with you. Well how strong? Um... as strong as a small pony. Well, that's quite strong that is!.................Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey..............................We play bad guys in Hollywood movies. Take, for example, "The Empire Strikes Back" from the Star Wars trilogy. The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going, "Oh... I... oh..." "What is it LeftTenant Sebastian?" "It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here." "My God, man! Do they want tea?" "No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag." "Damn, that's dash cunning of them."....................In the '30s, Hitler: Czechoslovakia, Poland, France, Second World War... Russian front not a good idea... Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid. Cause, you know, playing Risk, you could never hold on to Asia. That Asian-Eastern European area, you could never hold it, could you? Seven extra men at the beginning of every go, but you couldn't ******** hold it. Australasia, that was the one. Australasia. All the purples. Get everyone on Papua New Guinea and just build up and build up...
....................(to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"wink 12 monkeys mating, 11 donkeys dancing, 10 pygmies farming, 9 socks a-swimming, 5 gold rings... ...................You say 'erbs', and i say 'herbs', because there's a ******** 'H' in it!..................Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
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....................(to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas" wink 12 monkeys mating, 11 donkeys dancing, 10 pygmies farming, 9 socks a-swimming, 5 gold rings... ...................You say 'erbs', and i say 'herbs', because there's a ******** 'H' in it!..................Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?