Kande-chan

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Last Login: 02/28/2011 9:39 am

Registered: 09/22/2004

Gender: Female

Birthday: 06/03

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About

About Me:

Name: Kande Apupure

Age: Mid-teens

Date of birth: June 3rd 1991

Gender: Female

Location: Southern California

Can find me: Here, deviantART, or FanFiction.Net

Likes:
Anime/Manga: Bleach, Blood , Cardcaptor Sakura, Death Note, Demon Diary, Eureka Seven, Fullmetal alchemist, InuYasha, MAR, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi, NARUTO, Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew

Couples:

Hetero:

GaaraNaruko*

HarryGinny*

HidekiChii*

IchigoNell*

IchigoOrihime*

IchigoRukia*

InuyashaKagome*

ItachiNaruko*

KaitoLuchia*

KakashiNaruko*

KibaHinata-

KibaNaruko*

KishuIchigo*

LeeSaku-

MirokuSango-

NejiNaruko*

RenjiRukia-

RonHermione*

RyouIchigo*

SaiIno-

SaiNaruko*

SasukeNaruko*

SesshomaruRin*

ShikamaruIno-

ShikamaruTema-

SyaoranSakura*

Yaoi:

CosmoTimmy*

DracoHarry*

EclipseRaenefV*

GaaraLee-

GaaraNaruto*

GaaraNeji (or NejiGaara)-

ItachiNaruto*

KakashiIruka-

KakashiNaruto*

KibaNaruto*

NejiNaruto*

RenjiIchigo*

SaiNaruto*

SasoriDeidara-

SasukeNaruto*

ShikamaruNaruto*

SiriusLupin-

ToyaYukito-

(* = main pairing)

(- = side pairing)

Threesomes:
SasuNaruSaku

Die without: COMPUTER, FANFICTION, FRIENDS, iPod, LEMON, Nintendo DS, and YAOI

Hobbies: Being silly, dancing, drawing, friendly teasing, making pixel dolls, reading, singing, staying up late, and writing

Television Shows:Ace of Cakes, American Dad, Ben 10, Ben 10: Alien Force, Cold Case, CSI: Miami, Danny Phantom, Dresden Files, Fairly Oddparents, Family Guy, Law & Order, NCIS, Robot Chicken, Teen Titans, The Simpsons, and Winx Club

Dislikes: Arguments, art thieves, dubbed anime, fake friends, hate mail, insults, long lines, losing, mean people, pop-ups, prejudice, racism, rap, reality TV, school, sell-outs, sluts, spam, time of the month, and yelling

"Spawn of the flying monkeys"?!: My friend Flower of the Deep Sleep used to call me "Monkey Child" until she read the flying monkeys story below. And started calling me "Spawn of the flying monkeys" The theory being that they stole my homework to see how I was coping in the human world. At first it annoyed me and now I have no problem with it. But I still put up a show for her sake. ^_^

Funny Stories

I was napping in class then, suddenly, into an awkward silence:

(Me) NOO! THE FLYING MONKEYS STOLE MY HOMEWORK!!

(Teacher) Kande, Kande, wake up.

(Me) NO! I must catch them!

(Teacher) -shaking me- KANDE! WAKE UP!

(Me) -jerks awake- Wha-?! Wha happened?! Where are the flying monkeys?

(Teacher) You fell asleep again!

(Me) Not my fault.

(Teacher) Then whose is it?

(Me) I blame teh monkeys. They’re always plotting against me!

INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY


I was in Spanish class when my teacher asked a guy, who wasn’t very smart, a question:

(Teacher) ¿Qué te gusta comer? (What do you like to eat?)

(Guy) Frijoles. (Beans)

(Teacher) –a little shocked- You like to eat beans?

(Guy) Yes.

(Teacher) Why?

(Guy) You want to know? Okay. -in a sing-song voice- Beans! Beans! They’re good for your heart! The more you eat the more you fart! Beans! Beans! The magic fruit! The more you eat the more you toot!

INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY


(crzyRENThead) Are you insane?!

(Me) Girl, I thought we had gone over this, YES I AM INSANE AND PROUD OF IT!

(Flower_of_the_Deep_Sleep) -whispers- You’re both insane.

INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY


(Me) What is the color of an orange?

INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY


My three friends and I were in the library before school started.

(Me) -lays head down on desk- I’m so tired.

(All three of them) You’re ALWAYS tired.

Then, first break I was all hyper, while my friends were all tired.

(Me) WHOO!

(Friend) You thief, you sucked out our energy.

(Me) Huh?

(Friend) You were all tired this morning and we were all full of energy.

(Me) -not following- So?

(Friend) And now we’re all tired and you’re hyper, you took our energy from us!

(Me) Not my fault that you LET me.

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Lady Ravensblood Report | 08/11/2009 6:39 am
Lady Ravensblood
Thank you for favoriting my fanfic. It means alot.
~InsubordinateGryffindor
lllSeal Report | 07/09/2009 5:54 pm
lllSeal
nice art on deviantart
Fogart Report | 06/19/2009 2:18 am
Fogart
*waves*
Miezu Report | 03/29/2009 12:25 pm
Miezu
O;
you're on, I never see you on Dx
DeRebelex Report | 03/01/2009 1:18 am
DeRebelex
i saw this =D http://fc26.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/231/b/e/My_Gaia_Avatar_Pixel_Doll_by_Kandechan.png
lost-girl-Ara Report | 12/22/2008 3:16 pm
lost-girl-Ara
hii Kande!!



ow are ya? ^-^
Miezu Report | 12/08/2008 4:18 pm
Miezu
lol, at least you're not the only girl =(

-^.^-
Miezu Report | 12/07/2008 6:46 pm
Miezu
you're like an older sister! you patted me!!!

-I'm about the only girl in my family- =(
Miezu Report | 12/05/2008 3:34 pm
Miezu
for calling n00bs.... noobs....and some other bad stuff....
Miezu Report | 12/03/2008 4:57 pm
Miezu
-I got reported-

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crzyRENThead
Kande-chan
crzyRENThead
Flower of the Deep Sleep
Kande-chan
countrypunk102
Flower of the Deep Sleep

IT'S A BABY MOO!!!

FEAR THE SPAWN OF THE FLYING MONKEYS

Are you insane?!

Girl, I thought we had gone over this, YES I AM INSANE AND PROUD OF IT!

-whispers- You're both insane

ICON FREAK!!!

ICON FREAK!!!

ICON FREAK!!!

ICON FREAK!!!

You guys...

IT'S A CALF!!

THE FLYING MONKEYS STOLE MY HOMEWORK!

You're both idiots.