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Gysahl garden green salad
Try saying that five times fast.

Chef Brian’s bleeding coffee
Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed?

Chef Brian’s eggs with napalm
Frankly Brad, I don't believe in the elderly! I think it's a story made up to scare little children.

Yoshi’s omelet
If Yoshi lays eggs, does that mean he's a she?

Mario’s Mushroom Parmesan
Sorry. It won't make you Super.

Luigi’s Lasagna
Because we can't leave him out.

Princess Peach Pie
Thank you Mario, but your princess is in another oven!

ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US
Someone set up us the fish! What you say?!

Castlevania Calzone
It’s a calzone. With lots of tomato sauce. The tomato sauce kind of reminds me of blood… which reminds me of vampires. What? Stop asking!

NP-zza
Okay, it's a bad pun. But you try thinking of these things.

Pwncakes
Just like Mom used to make.

ROFL Waffles
Mom didn't make these. But they're still delicious!

OMGWTFBBQ Chicken
This chicken was surprised.

OMGWTFBBQ Ribs
And so was this pig.

Ganon’s Chicken
This is what happens when a chicken goes after Link.

n00b Nuggets (served with Plasma Dipping Sauce!)
Ever wanted to literally eat the head off a n00b? Now you can.

Spaghetti and Pokeballs
Actually, it’s just spaghetti and meatballs. But, you know, this sounded cooler.

DK’s Barrel Banana Split
What did you think he kept in those barrels?

Tetris Stacker
We had to have something classic. We don't actually know what a stacker is though, so eat at your own risk.

Blitz Burger
Remember kids, burgers with cheese are all good, but don’t eat them underwater. No matter what Tidus tells you.

Sephy’s Soup
Chock full of materia!

********DRINKS*****************

Milk
The official drink of Hyrule!
Soft……drinks
Potion
Hi-Potion
X-Potion
Ether
Elixir
Remedy
Antidote
Echo Screen
Blizzaga Slushies – available in:
Mako Blue
Blood Red
Lifestream Green

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