Today's Journal Entry is brought to you by Pepsi:
Killing small animals, all for the sake of delicious fizzy bubblyness.
ENJOY PEPSI TODAY AT YOUR LOCAL RETAILER!!!
Pepsi is not responsible for small animal parts lodged in peoples throats, nor are we responsible for strange beaver-like taste. Please drink Pepsi at your own risk.
Ingredients: MSGs, beaver blood, fly larvae, that one chemical that McDonald's uses, and random human organ parts.
Main flavoring: Bat guano.
PEPSI: It tastes delicious because we engineer it that way!!!!!
