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I found this quiz at:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28934505&page=1

1.) If a Mountian Lion were to eat you for dinner, what did he have for lunch? Stupid pills
2.) Why did the Chicken cross the road? Didn't want to get butchered
3.) Why are you touching me? Ew, don't flatter yourself
4.) Would you stop that!? That's not me
5.) What's 3 +5 / 2 x and Elephant? 8/2x and elephant
6.) Did you hear me? -__-
7.) What do you hear when you listen to a sea shell? echos
8.) What's worst your bark or bite? bark, wounds can heal but feelings...I don't know
9.) "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" ? 'kay
10.) Who is Stevie Wonder? that black guy that sings
11.) Favorite year? I haven't had a super one yet
12.) Oh my, did you see THAT? no
13.) My arms asleep...
14.) Eek, now it's tingling.. isn't that feeling so annoying? no
15.) Oh... 13 wasn't a question... so what?
16.) Hehe, Law & Order or CSI confused I don't know
17.) I was sleeping, what did I dream of? I don't know
18.) Favorite thing on YouTube: I like seeing my friends, or watching MV, or anime
19.) Cats, Dogs or Rick James? I don't know
20.) Do you pick your nose? Doesn't everyone?
21.) I bet you do... (uhh... I'm just gonna put a question mark for the hell of it) ?
22.) If the phone rang right now, who would be calling you? Probably Karina
23.) Monkeys are in the jungle, you are in.... ? My room
24.) Alice in Wonder Land reminds me of an Acid Trip, how 'bout you? Eh
25.) What's better, cow milk or breast milk? I don't know...
26.) ... or maybe cat milk...?
27.) Roll a dice, what number do you think it will land on? I don't know
28.) Where would you rather live, outerspace or Mars? Mars
29.) Wait, those both count as outerspace, don't they? No
30.) Or maybe not... I'm not sure. You're an idiot :3
31.) If I were to throw a penny at you, what would you say? ******** up b***h?!
32.) Is your internet connection bad? No
33.) Mine annoys me... does it annoy you? Whatever
34.) If fish flew, would you be suprized? No
35.) How about if Arabs flew? whatever
36.) Where you offened by the last question? Like I care
37.) I have a theory about why Anime is so sluty, asian guys can't get any cause their so small... so they day dream and write it on paper, am I right? Nah, I think you're just mad that you keep getting rejected by Asian guys
38.) oOo... did you see that butterfly go by? no
39.) Anyone know why they call them "butterflys"?
40.) I've never seen a butterfly in butter... have you?
41.) Are you good a math? as good as I try
42.) Did you like Saw better than Hostel or Hostel better than Saw? I never saw Hostel
43.) Saw made me giggle... you? Some parts
44.) Did you know that the guy in Saw is the guy from "Princess Bride" or whatever that awesome Princess movie was? Whatever
45.) BOOOOOOOOOOING?
46.) What would you do if Ludacris walked in your door right now? Get out!
47.) Did you know that if you liked the movie 300, your gay? I didn't see it
48.) Yeah, I read it on the news... well, it was actualy that people thought it was a Homoerotica, do you like homoerotica?
49.) Would you buy the iVibrator? No
50.) What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen? -__-
51.) My parents talk about the weirdest stuff when their drunk, what about yours? My parents don't get drunk
52.) Have you ever used anything involving a condom and a Hamster? I've had a hamster and I've used condoms for theatrical stuff
53.) Y-M-C-A... do you know what that is? no
54.) Have you ever drank the watter in Mexico? no
55.) If you could say anything to me right now, what would it be? I hate you
56.) If I could say anything to you right now, what would it be? A lot of people say that to me
57.) If she could say anything to you right now, what would it be? Who? Karina?
58.) Can you breath under water? If I Had gills
59.) If you were a charecter in Romeo & Juliet, who would you be? I like Tybalt or else Capulet
60.) Why do people wait to get married until they have sex? Morals and values
61.) Why don't people wait to get married unil they have sex? I don't know
62.) Do you belive prostitution should be leagalized? No
63.) How about illegal drugs? Some
64.) Have you ever gone on an acid trip and your brother find out cause you thought he was a flying purple sheep with giant frog legs? no
65.) 4/20, what does that mean to you? Pot
66.) Were you one of the peopel who freaked out last year on the 6th of June? (6/6/06) I didn't really give a damn
67.) My teacher thought the end of the world was coming, how 'bout yours? Didn't seem to make a difference to them, school almost over
68.) If Alanis Morissette b***h slaped you, would you be sad? I'd be pissed
69.) Would you be the Pimp or the Hoe? Neither
70.) If you were one of the Care Bears, would you ******** a smerf? I don't think so
71.) Do you sometimes find yourself repeating a moment? Yes
72.) Do you hate feet? No
72.) Do you hate feet?
73.) What is the relationship between Batman and Robin? Superhero and sidekick
74.) And why didn't Batman ever ******** Catwoman? Didn't he? o.0
75.) Did you know that you can divide 6/2 and come up with 32? 'kay
76.) Okay, your thinking that's a load of B.S, right? I really don't care
77.) North Korea or Iraq? North Korea
78.) If you could help starving people in Africa but then you would have to give up your power of super awesome orgasms, would you? Yeah
79.) >.< I running out of rainbow, sugar charged questions!
80.) Necrophilia or Beastiality? Neither
81.) Did you ever see the episode of CSI: where the peopel dressed up in animal costumes and had a orgie? No
82.) If a cat fish and a sea monkey had a baby, what would it be? Something wrong
83.) Why does everyone like the name Bob? I hate it
84.) Do you know anyone named d**k? d**k Cheney
85.) If you could names yourself anything in the world, what color would it be? I'm fine with my name
86.) Do you know the wizard of oz song? I never saw the movie
87.) What about Marry Popins? No
88.) Did the Lion King ever give you nightmares? No, I pretended I was a lion once
89.) Have you ever had music make you UBER HYPER? sure, at dance clubs
90.) OMG?! Your black? You're blind
91.) DID YOU SEE THAT HUGE ALIEN?!
92.) IT'S LIKE... nu... that's your face, sorry?
93.) Would you rather have something sweet, sour, or salty? Salty
94.) What would you do if a random person on gaia knocked on your door? Open and close
95.) Hehe... have you ever heard of a dog trying to mate with a cat? yes
96.) My dog did that last night... it's like a midget and a giant.
97.) "Luke I am you BIRTH MOTHER"
98.) "WTF? Your a man"
99.) "That' what she said"
00.) I like fury hand cuffs, but only if their pink, you?