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Naruto Fan Fiction Chapter 2

The next morning, Sasuke woke first. He quietly got out of his bed and tried not to wake his hung over partner. He walk into the kitchen. She started to push away through Mortage bills to get to the pantre. She grabbed her favorite Cinnamon Toast Crunch box of ceral and took it over to the table made of carved Ivory. She opened the box and searched for some ceral.
She became still and tense. She paused and then pulled her hand from the box of ceral. Her manicured hand was slashed and was bleeding.
"Oh MY ********!!!!!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "ThERES ******** USED NEEDLES IN MY ******** BOX OF CERAL!!!"
She dropped the ceral box and quickley ran toward her sink. She turned the cold water on. s**t started pouring out of the nozzle and onto her sliced hands.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!" She cried out in misery. She pulled her hands quickley from the sink. Poo blood mixture flung off her fingers and onto the wall. She started to wipe her hands on her shirt.
20 minutes later, after bandaging her sliced and poo infected hands, Sasuke takes Marcus, the golden retriever for a quick walk. Out in front of the appartment complex, Sasuke monitors Marcus take a dumb on an ant pile. The ants became angry and started to bite Marcus' a**. He winced in pain and started whimpering.
"Marcus? Whats wrong boy?"
Marcus started running around, tring to bite at his a**. The dog started doing cart wheels and summer saults, flinging his body into flips never before seen. Sasuke tried to calm the dog by pulling on Marcus' leash. Marcus became angry and started to bark at Sasuke. Sasuke continued to pull on the leash. Marcus became overwhelmed with anger and pain and lashed out at Sasuke. The inrage dog started tearing at Sasuke's head. Sasuke fell to the ground and duck her head under her arms.
"Marcus!" Sasuke cried. "Please stop it!!"
The dog continued to tear at Sasuke fircely. Then, the dog stoppped and fell over. Sasuke, hesitantley lefted his head to see why Marcus stopped. Two ninja darts were in his side. 10 yards away stood Naruto.
"Naruto!" Sasuke said in relief and ran over to her compadre. She threw her arms over Naruto. "It-It was terrible Naruto!" Sasuke cried onto Naruto's shoulders.
"There-there" Naruto said calmly. "It was my arch nemisises' dog, Orochimaru. He's been trying to kill me sense my daddy's, daddy was a baby. Just last week, Orochimaru tried snipping me in the head. Two weeks before that, he dressed as a woman and lap danced on me."
Naruto turned to the sky and shock his fists in anger, "One of these days, Orochimaru! I'll kill you! Believe it!"