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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument

when they are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have

just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.


NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something,"

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually
end in "Fine"


GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over
"Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that

a woman can make to a man.

"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and

hard before deciding how and when

you will pay for your mistake.



THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.

Just say you're welcome.