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"There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. "
"Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned. "
"The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof. "
"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. "
"A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. "
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. "
"Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. "
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. "
"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. "
"God said: "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"
"The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. "
"The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is. "
"It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. "
"Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. "
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "
"Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry. "
"Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. "
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. "

I think this equals a "win"

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