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Itachi was walking down the hall in the Akatsuki headquarters when he passed by the kitchen.
Itachi:Zetsu, wtf are you doing?!
*Zetsu was dangling Kisame over a deep fryer by a rope.*
Zesu:Making dinner, Long Jon Silvers was closed.
*Itachi walked over to the refridgerator and grabbed out a steak.*
Itachi:Zetsu, look over here!
*Itachi dangled the steak over his head. And Zetsu acted like a dog.*
Itachi:Get the steak boy!*Itachi threw the steak*
Zetsu:BARK, BARK!*Runs out of the room*
Then Hikari came in.(One of my characters)
Hikari:What the hell? Itachi! What the hell you do to Zetsu?!
Itachi:*Looks innocently* Nothing
Hikari:What, are we having shark-fin-soup?*Smerks and pokes Kisame*
Itachi:No.*Cuts Kisame down*
Kisame:Lets go see if Autumn will make dinner.(My character)
They walked into the room to find Deidara, Sasori, Rin(My character), and Tobi.
Tobi:Hikari-chan! Tobi missed you since Autunm locked Tobi in the closet.
Hikari:Autumn!
Deidara biggrin on't blame it all on her, I helped, Kari-chan, yea.
Hikari:Wh-what did you call me?
Rin: He read it in your diary.
Hikari: You.Did.WHAT!!!!!!!!*Picks up lamp*
*Deidara runs out of the room with Hikari chasing im with a lamp. Thene there was a shrill girly scream and Hikari yellling, "Take that pretty boy!"
*Hikari came in brushing her hands together and sat on the couch next to Sasori. he scooted away from her.
Sasori: *Whispers* she scares me.
Rin: Me too
*Itachi came over and turned on the T.V and saw there was breaking news.
Reporter: Theres a Plant-like man attacking the local Wal-Mart and is eating all the raw meat. OMG! He jus ate three police officers, two cashiers, and an old lady!
Boy: Grammy!! *Beats Zetsu with a stick*
Zetsu:Hissssss!
Everyone: *Jaws drop*
Autumn: Who let Zetsu out?!
*Deidara comes in all beat up*
Deidara: He wouldn't let go of my leg so I threw him outside.Yea.
Autumn: Im going to make dinner.*Leaves*
*Deidara looks at the T.V*
Deidara: Oh mindless violence. *Sits on the couch*
Hikari: Kisame....
Kisame: Im on it!
*Kisame leaves and appears on T.V*
Tobi: Kisame! How'd you get in the glowing box?!
*Tobi runs around the T.V saying,"Kisame! How'd you get in there?"*
Rin: Oh god *pulls Tobi away from the screen*
*The camera went to Kisame who had his sword lodged through a cop car and tackled Zetsu.*
Zetsu: GAAAAA MY SPINE!
*The cops tackel Kisame and Zetsu*
Kisame: Oh my SPLEEEEEEN!
Hikari: Well visit you in Sea World! *Laughes*
Rin: Yea *Laughes*
Tobi: Tobi dosen't want to go to Sea World! The dolphins jump Tobi! *Starts crying*
~Flashback to the Akatsuki's trip to Sea World~

*Tobi in the dolphin tank surrounded by dolphins*

Dolphin: Give us your lunch money! *Punches Tobi in the stomach*
Tobi: *Screams as Hikari and Itachi-who are holding hands-(Me: I wanted to put that in because i love Itachi)passes by*

~End Flashback~

Tobi: *In fetal possion*
Sasori: *pokes Tobi with a stick*
Tobi: *twitches and makes a squirrel noise*
Hikari: *laughing hystericall when the cops beat Zetsu and Kisame with random things*
Autumn: DINNER!
Everyone: YAY!
*Everyone leaves the room and Tobi in his fetal possion*

I thought this up one day when i was terribly hyper and was stiitng thrugh a boring lecture in school. Im going to make another but im still working on ideas. Please comment if u like it^^ Thx mutch