Okay so this guy goes over to his new neighbors house (i don't remember why)
After they talk for a bit, the guy asks his neighbor what he does for a living, the guy replies, "I do deducing." and the guy's like, "Well how do you do that?" And the neighbor's like, "Well do you have a doghouse?" "Yeah" Well from that I can deduce that you have a dog, and from that I can deduce you have kids, and from that I can deduce you're married, and from that I can deduce you're straight." (in a hippie voice): "Wow! How'd you do that...?" So later on the guy goes over to his neighbor's (i'm gonna call him Josh) house. So the guy tells Josh what their new neighbor does, and he tells him that the dude does deducing. And Josh asks how he does that. "Well do you have a doghouse?" "No." "f**!!"
(FYI: I happen to think that gay, lesbion, and bisexual relationships are awesome so no dissing them because I'm bi and you can even ask my lover that.)
